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dk: please, rosé... after everything we've been through together... you can't do this to me...
rosé: *a tear rolling down her eye* forgive me.
dk: nO—
rosé, placing down a draw 4 card and full-on sobbing: uno.
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the8: i'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you.
rosé: water isn't wet.
the8: how the fuck water is not wet, it's water.
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vernon: ooh, wolverine! how scary!
seungkwan: i'm edward scissorhands.
vernon: i don't feel comfortable with you going trick or treating with scissors. why don't you go as edward spoonhands?
seungkwan: vernon, it's halloween, not hallowuss.
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kidnapper: i have one of your group members.
seungkwan: oh, really?
hoshi, screaming in the background: IT'S ME, HOSHI.
seungkwan: you have the wrong number.
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woozi: hah, i'm trash.
rosé: as someone who deeply cares about the environment, i am obligated to pick you up. is seven okay?
woozi: you smooth fucker.
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dk: how's the food?
rosé: amazing! send compliments to the chef, please!
dk: okay. *walks into the kitchen*
dk, to mingyu: your eyes are beautiful!
mingyu: uh... thank you?
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rosé: what language do people speak at the center of the earth?
rosé: cor-ean.
the8: it's 4400℃ at the core, people would die instantly if they tried to live there.
rosé:
rosé: cor-ean.
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dino, to hoshi: you were so high that you made a 14 page powerpoint presentation on why santa would beat peter pan in a fight.
dino: and i must say, you were very persuasive.
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woozi: can you guys at least see things from my perspective?
jun: *crouches down*
mingyu: *gets on knees*
woozi: i'm going to kill both of you in your sleep.
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woozi: i'm a moderate, peaceful and godly man, truth be told.
rosé: you threw a laptop at the dongsaengs yesterday.
woozi: which was a moderate, peaceful and godly compromise from the table i was initially planning on launching on those idiots.
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wonwoo: i have feelings for you.
mingyu: you do?
wonwoo: yes. i feel that you are incredibly annoying.
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scoups: so how tall are you?
woozi: height is a social construct.
scoups: so you're short.
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jeonghan: it smells distinctly like upsexy in here.
rosé: it smells like what?
jeonghan: upsexy...
rosé: what is that?
jeonghan: what?
rosé: what the hell is that?
jeonghan: what are you asking me about?
rosé: *long sigh* what's upsexy?
jeonghan: nothing much, you?
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hoshi: date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
woozi: if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3 am to look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Quatro Decimo
Fanfiction❝ annyeonghaseyo! i'm rosé and i'm dubbed as seventeen's fourteenth member. ❞ - in which park rosé is a solo idol under the same entertainment with a certain boy group, but she's always depicted as their fourteenth member because of how close she is...
