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rosé: it's times like this when i wish i listened to what scoups oppa had told me.
mingyu: why? what did he say?
rosé: i don't know, i wasn't listening.
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chan: *walks in with shredded clothes*
rosé: what happened to you?
chan: *too embarrassed to say that squirrels jumped him in the park for his peanut butter sandwich* i'm the hulk™︎
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rosé: a human heart costs $442,000.
rosé: and i gave you mine for free, you ungrateful bitch.
hoshi: what's happening? why is rosé mumbling angrily to herself?
the8: mingyu ate her garlic bread.
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rosé: your legs look really good in those jeans.
vernon: you should see me without them ;)
rosé:
rosé: why would you take off your legs?
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rosé: i can't believe you're single on valentine's day.
woozi: well, you know what they say. roses are red, violets are blue...
rosé: please, don't—
woozi, holding up a bottle: vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!
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rosé: you're like the ocean.
the8: explain.
rosé: so fucking salty.
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rosé: *eating a cinnamon roll*
jeonghan: cannibalism.
rosé: *innocent, confused chewing*
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hoshi: you can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. you have to be in the right mood.
jun: what mood is that?
hoshi: last-minute panic.
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dk: when you're gay in your house with nobody else, you're homolone.
mingyu: when you're bi and no one's around, you're bi yourself.
the8: when two idiots won't be fucking quiet, you're committing a murder.
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hoshi: i got arrested for being too cool!
chan: those charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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scoups: what is considered punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?
woozi, without hesitation: death.
rosé, softly: oppa, no.
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scoups: what do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
jeonghan: condoms.
joshua: contraception.
jun: education.
hoshi: laws that require every orphaned child to be adopted so that everyone has their own children without producing more babies.
wonwoo: or we could just fly all the extra people to mars.
woozi: even better — the hunger games.
scoups: woozi, no.
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dk: if your leg got cut off, would it hurt?
rosé: *rolls eyes* duh!
dk: how though?
rosé: *exasperated* because your leg got cut off!
dk: where would you feel the pain?
rosé: in your leg— *realizes*
dk: exactly! how would you feel the pain in your leg...
dk and rosé in unison: ... if your leg got cut off?
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rosé: aw, i cut my finger.
hoshi: whee oooo whee oooo.
rosé: what?
hoshi: *puts a bandage on her finger*
hoshi: *runs away* whee oooo whee oooo.
rosé: ...
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Quatro Decimo
Fanfiction❝ annyeonghaseyo! i'm rosé and i'm dubbed as seventeen's fourteenth member. ❞ - in which park rosé is a solo idol under the same entertainment with a certain boy group, but she's always depicted as their fourteenth member because of how close she is...
