I was getting ready to see the duke again for second night in a row and I wore my red dress this time I put her makeup on and was about to wait for the Duke when I heard what sounded like someone climbing up the elephant I walk outside to see Christian climbing up the elephant
"Christian" I exclaimed causing him to fall and have his ankle caught on the rope
"Hi" said Christian smiling awkwardly
"Are you right" I ask
"Yes just a little hung up would you like getting me down" Christian asks
I grab my sharp diamond nail file And use it to cut the rope causing Christian to come falling down on me the duke enters and a shocked expression is on his face
"I should've known you're dallying with someone else" the duke "I've been met with foul play" said the duke
"Oh never" I exclaimed "we were just rehearsing" I exclaimed
"You two are in an elephant at night and you expect me to believe you were rehearsing" said the duke suddenly the bohemians come in and pretend to act thank goodness I can always count on them to be there right when I need them
"Alright well if you're rehearsing we're zidler" said the duke
"Oh don't bother Harold" I say as if on cue Harold comes in
"Oh Harold you're just in time I just gathered everything together at the last minute for emergency rehearsal" I say "see the duke is going to invest" said I say
"Invest wonderful" said Harold
"Christian is writing it" said Toulouse
"I believe in you" I whisper
"Well then what is this play about" said the duke
"It's about a courtesan the most beautiful courtesan in all the land and a penniless sitar player and the kingdom is invaded by an evil maharaja and she believes that he's a maharaja but he wasn't trying to trick her or anything he just dressed up and maharaja his because he's appealing in a play" said Christian
"I can play the sitar player and I'll only speak the truth" said Toulouse
"And on top do everything" said Harold begins to song
"Spectacular, spectacular No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top of your fee...
You'll be involved artistically."song Harold
"So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! Elephants! Arabians! Indians! And courtesans! Acrobats! and juggling bears! Exotic girls! Fire eaters! Muscle Men! Contortionists Intrigue, danger, and romance! Electric lights, Machinery, Powered with electricity!" Song everyone
"So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years! Spectacular, spectacular
No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive, with the sound of music...
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!
So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer!
So delighting, it will run for 50 years!" Song everyone
"The courtesan and sitar man Are pulled apart by an evil plan... But in the end she hears his song... And their love is just too strong." Song satine and Christian
"It's a little bit funny, This feeling inside." Said the duke
"So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting, it will run for 50 years--!" Song everyone
"Sitar player's secret song, Helps them flee the evil one... Though the tyrant rants and rails, It is all to no avail!" Song Christian
"I am the evil maharajah! You will not escape!" Said Harold
"Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!" Said satine
"No one's going to!" Said Harold
"So exciting, we'll make them laugh We'll make them cry! So delighting --!" Song everyone
"And in the end should someone die?" Song the duke
"So exciting, the audience will stomp and cheer! So delighting it will run for 50 years...!" Song everyone
"Generally, I like it...!" Said the duke
"We get a show and I was so happy" said satine
Yeah they got a show
