Dangan randomness

Hajime and Oranges

Hajime is drinking orange juice with his friends Nagito and Chiaki.

Chiaki: Hajime, you drink an unhealthy amount of orange juice I think you should stop and drink something else...

Hajime: no

Nagito: you know that saying, you are what you eat? I bet if you drink Enough of that orange juice you'll turn into an orange, haha

Chiaki: but it's.. you are what you eat not drink.

Nagito: oranges are food. You can eat them.

Chiaki: orange juice isn't.

Nagito: .

Chiaki: just don't listen to Nagito, okay Hajime?
...
Hajime? Where'd he go?

Nagito: oh noo I scared him off D:

Chiaki: Wait is that.. an orange?

Nagito: . Haah I was right.
But oh no hajime is an orange.
*Panic*

Chiaki: oh no what do we do???! Should we ask monomi for help?? Monomi help!!

Kazuichi enters the room.

Kaz: yo what's up guys. Weren't you hanging out with Hajime?
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He notices the orange on the couch.

Kaz: what's with the orange?

Chiaki: . That's Hajime.

Kaz: w h a t

Nagito: DOnT question it I have no idea how this happened! Maybe it was my luck...

Kaz: you guys are funny. I'm going to go find miss Sonia bye

Chiaki: Wait soda  can you help us we are confused and not sure what to do

Kaz: ye once I find miss Sonia

Chiaki: that's going to take a while then.. great. What do we do? Do we have to deal with hajiorange forever? Is he going to be like that forever? I didn't know people could shapeshift into oranges?!

Nagito: *sobbing* hajimeme ;-;

Chiaki: snap outta it, maybe we should ask others for help?? Yes, let's go.

Chiaki takes the orange with her and drags along Nagito to ask for help to return Hajime back to normal.

They come across Hiyoko talking to Mahiru about something.

Chiaki: hey hey

Mahiru: oh hello Chiaki- and.. you.
she points to nagito who is hiding behind chiaki.

Chiaki: I need help. Hajime has turned into orange! Can you help m- us?

Both of the girls look very confused, which would be the appropriate reaction in this situation. Hiyoko starts to laugh. Chiaki is not.

Chiaki: I'm being serious, I don't know how this happened! We were just talking and all of a sudden hajime had turned into an orange!!

Mahiru: haha I don't know, maybe ask Akane? She knows stuff about food ..

Nagito: yes,,, anything for hajimeeeee! I doubt he will like me after this though, he may even blame me for him becoming an orange..

Chiaki: okay, I'll try! Thanks -I guess -for the help

They say bye and walk off to find akane, and of course, she was in the cafe.

Chiaki: hey hey akane
(Hey that rhymes!)

Akane: o hey Chiaki, what you need?

Nagito: pleas help !! He held out the orange.

Chiaki: our good friend hajime hinata has changed shapes into an orange citrus fruit that grows on trees and is used to make orange juice. We require your assistance and knowledge on this sustenance we present to you.

Nagito: . She means orange has turned into a Hajime- Wait.

Akane: free food cool.  She takes the orange and just... devours it. Peel and all.  She walks Away

Nagito: what the HEll, You just ate hAJIME... oh well

Chiaki: .    S o b s . Hajimeme is dead. We have no protagonist how will we continue the game? I mean it wasn't really progressing but still.

Nagito: wot

Chiaki: nothing. You're hearing things, go back to monologuing about hope.

Nagito: ok

Chiaki: maybe we should head back home.. come on Nagito you can continue on the way

So they go back to.. home? Dorm? I'm not sure really lmao

They go to open the door and...

Chiaki: HAJIME!!! YOURE HERE?????!

Nagito: :0 my hop- ...friend? Acquaintance? ?????????

Hajime was sitting on the couch, in the same position as before, sipping his orange juice.

Hajime: where have you guys been?

Chiaki: umm very confused, you turned into an orange, we went to ask for help and went to Akane and then she ATE YOU-

Nagito: it was kind of frightening,,

Hajime: you are both fools.

Chiaki: . W h a t ?

Hajime: haha you guys are absolute buffoons you fell for it it was a prank AHAHAHA  IT WAS A REGULAR ORANGE. I was in the bathroom the entire time .

Chiaki: what the frick Hajime, why would you do that to us

Hajime: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nagito: grrrr Hajime made me worry for no reason I could've been thinking about hope then

Chiaki: well I am happy you aren't actually the orange. Anyway let's continue from before all of this. Let's just forget this even happened haha.

So they continued whatever they were doing before this story.

Haha imagine if the orange did become Hajime?

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[I have no idea why  I made this I randomly just thought, ha ha what if I just made some random story because I'm too lazy to update the pregame one and so it happened. I may make more story things like this so yeah.. it's almost 3:30 am now that actualy took a bit of time... and this story has a lot of words what the.. oh well might as well stop writhing now haha .]