Believer

Yoinks

I'm just going to say thank you quickly to those of you who have read all three books previous to this one (y'all are a lil funky for that but I like it). I also want to thank the girls. According to demographics, 8% of readers of the first book were men and oh boy did we get rid of them in not even one novel (seriously- they all left halfway through the first book). What an accomplishment! We really spooked 'em! Also s/o to my German and Dutch readers, there's a weirdly high amount of you. Deffo a bit spooked that one of my dutch readers could be Marthe her very own self and that would be real goddamn embarrassing because this was a joke so we're gonna say that it's not until proven otherwise. Love you guys. Also so much love to my exactly one Polish reader, and my two French readers. There isn't many of you, but your presence is appreciated. Also interesting, twenty something percent of you are over the age of forty five and almost all of the rest of you are under 18. All I do is look at analytics. That and switch out of my university course every few weeks (to keep it fresh obv). I would say that I'm sorry for this, but I am not so I'll skip that part. Without further babbling, here is your spin off explanation as to the origins of Harry and Shrek's hateful relationship during the anonymous trilogy. Enjoy! Vote! Comment! Encourage me to continue my downward spiral!