Swift Gypsies

Rainy Parisian streets

I've always pictured love in Paris
I mean every love story begins in Paris doesn't it ?
Oh and it has to be raining too
"Mmmm the aroma of crisp croissants and a lovely swirly vanilla tea"
Im totally walking the streets in my head right now
I've got on a Pink coat with bows for buttons , and my big wide clear umbrella so when I look up I can see the rain pour onto... But not onto my face.
Okay whoa pause
Did I just witness this ?!
I mean What did I expect , it's paris of course there will be beautiful men everywhere
"Bonjour" I say waving my hands rapidly resembling a rabid dog ..
Wait what ?!stop why is he walking towards me .. Im sweating , okay now my pits are drenched .. Should I smell it
"Ew no totally don't do that" voice in my head says
No Parisian man will keep on walking towards a woman who smells her pits.

"Bonjour" he says.
"Well hello , Uhh bonjour Je M'apelle Marie"
Okay Idek where that came from I took italian in highschool not french
"Don't worry I speak English" he says
"My name is Sebastian"
Oooo roar Sebastian , a name that will seduce the fuck out of me in bed( voice in my head says"
"Uhh it wasn't the voice in your head" Sebastian says
SHIT !