The Back-up Girlfriend

The Outlaws of Walmart

I was standing at my locker when a familiar arm wrapped around my waist. Snuggling closer, Eric started kissing my neck. Turning around in his arms, I smiled at him.

"Look who's in a good mood.."

Nodding his head, he pushed me against the locker, trapping me in his arms. Lifting me up, I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck. Seeing that our major PDA was drawing a crowd I buried my head in his neck, blushing. Eric laughed then locked my locker. Grabbing my bag in his hand he exited the school and met the twins by their car. Dropping our bags in the backseat he placed me back to the floor.

"Way to make an exit guys." Brandon snickered.

"Don't judge, at least I have a girlfriend."

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I must've fell asleep, because when I woke up, the boys were all talking and we were on the road to god knows where.

"Where are we going?" I muttered rubbing my eyes to get clear my vision.

"Ahh, sleepyhead your up. We're going to Walmart.." Eric replied wrapping his arms around my shoulder. Looking over at the sign, I widen my eyes in shock

"But that sign says 'Welcome to Oakcreek' we had a Walmart back home. What are we doing at this one?" The look that the twins gave told me that I didnt want to know.

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"I can't believe you guys are really going to do this!!" I whispered yelled holding on to the cart sides to steady myself.

You guys seem to be lost. Let me refresh your memory. They are about to have a shopping cart race, and because they know that they are going to get caught, they went to a Walmart of a different location. The first set to get caught have to sing "I'm a Barbie girl" on top of their lungs.

Eric is pushing the cart that I'm in and Bradey pushing the cart that Brandon is in. We have walkie talkies to keep in contact with each other.

"You have on a shirt under that sweater right?" Bradey asked me

"Yeah but-" I was rudely cut off.

"Okay, mark. Set. Go!!!" Bradon yelled as Eric lurched forward with the cart. Pushing my hands over the side, I grabbed two bag of Lays chips. Throwing them in the cart I was looking for some Mountain Dew when the walkie talkie cracked signalling someone was going to talk.

"Going through the soda aisle, anything specific?" Brandon's voice asked over the device.

Grabbing the thing, I fumbled for the reply button,

"Yeah I want Mountain Dew-"

"And some beer!" Eric finished, smiling at me.

Rolling my eyes, we did a sudden turn, throwing me to the side of the cart and tipping it slightly.

"I'm gonna die in Walmart!" I wailed holding on to the side, causing it land back on the ground and Eric uncontrollable laughter.

"Pick up some cups and vodka." He said

Reaching over I grabbed two bottles of vodka, placing them carefully in the cart. Grabbing a bag of cups I threw them down beside me. Then a voice rung out behind us

"Hey! You kids stop there!!!"

Turning around we saw a worked running after us.

"Get ready to sing, when I say shut up, take off your sweater, pull your hair out of the bun, pull up yours jeans and jump out of the cart."

"WHAT!?!" I yelled not understanding what is going to happen. But Eric started singing.

"I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woorrld!! Its fantastic, my boobs are made of plastic!" His voice flew around in the air, making people turn around to see what was happening

"Those aren't the lyrics!" I said, as Eric pushed the cart even faster.

"Then sing it right!" He yelled back

Pressing the button on the walkie I yelled out the lyrics trying to sing it also.

"You can brush my hair! Undress me

anywhereeeee!!! Imagination, life is your creation!!"

"C'mon barbie let's go barbie!!" Eric sang

"Ah, ah, ah yeah.."

"C'mon Barbie, let's go Barbie.."

"Ooooh. Ooooh."

This continued until, reached the clothing part of the store.

"Okay, shut up.." He hissed.

Trying to jump out of the cart without turning it over, then I proceeded to pull the bun out of my hair. Taking off my sweater I threw it in the cart that Eric was filling with random clothes. As I was finished pulling io my jeans Eric pulled me to him and kissed me. Hearing people pass us mumbling apologies, we were left alone.

Bursting out laughing, I jumped on him and kissed him hard.

"Oh my gosh! What did we just do?"

Pulling me back to meet his lips his murmured

"That is how we shop at Walmart.."

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After checking out our items we made our way to the car, Brandon and Bradey laughing at us for getting caught. Rolling my eyes we sat in the backseat and started talking about the little party they are planning to have.

He makes my life so interesting. Why is he so amazing.