Drarry Drabbles

Draco Malfoy (Ferret Extraordinare) and Hagrid's Bloody chicken

A/U again: This A/U features that the people who fought in the war are all required to come back to Hogwarts to finish a year of schooling, and they all have to learn how to become animagi.  The twins are still alive for this one and they feature pretty heavily! :) Also, Harry and Draco may or may not be in a hidden relationship *innocent face*

Their hearts racing, covered in green and brown camouflage paint and each holding one of  what the muggles called "GoPro cameras", George and Fred crawled through the undergrowth to watch the Care of magical creatures class. They weren't supposed to be here, but they had to see this and videotape it to check for any funny creatures that people may become. 

You see, this year Professor McGonagall and Hagrid were given permission from the Ministry of Magic to teach animagus  forms. This was to ensure that the Dark Lord would be at a disadvantage if he ever returned, as the students would all have a powerful new skill. BUT as they always say, the road of becoming an animagus is never smooth. After practicing becoming an animagus for the past year, the students were now here, required to assume their true animagus form once and for all. The Weasley twins definitely knew something funny was going to go wrong, they themselves being animagi - Fred a red fox, and George a ginger fox. On their way to becoming animagi, all sorts of funny mishaps happened: Once George changed back only to discover that he still had fox ears and a fox tail! Another time Fred changed back but retained his black nose and huge teeth, scaring the daylights out of poor Molly Weasley (who fainted immediately). So there the twins were, holding their prized go-pros, smirking amongst themselves.

Mcgonagall started the "test".

"Today we will be assuming our animagus forms once and for all in pairs for your final evaluation. Remember what you have been taught in class students."

She then proceeded to call out the student pairs. Unluckily for the twins, nothing special happened overall and they were ready to give up and call it a day...until Draco Malfoy's name was called. He smirked at his partner for the evaluation, Harry.

"What do you reckon you'll be, eh Potter? A bloody slug seems fitting, given what Weasley coughed up!"

Harry leered back.

"I reckon you'll be a worm, Malfoy! You certainly have the charateristics of one!"

Malfoy's mouth dropped open and he glared murderously back at Harry.

"Oh you little shit!"

After a scandalized Mcgonagall repriminded him on language and proceeded to take points away from both houses, the real deal began. Quickly, Forge and Gred whipped their cameras out and started filming. Malfoy seemed to assume his shape first; sprouting pure white fur all over his body and shrinking down into what looked like a streched rat....A FERRET?! The twins tried their best to hold off their laughter, but ultimately failed. This didn't matter much, as everyone was laughing at the boy-turned-ferret, who promptly turned and gave the ferret version of a death glare. Harry also began to transform shortly after Malfoy turned into his form, sprouting feathered wings from his back, sprouting iron-grey fur from his body, and seeming to grow taller and stretched. In no time at all, he assumed his form-a hippogriff! 

Harry the hippogriff turned an evil eye towards Malfoy the ferret, and promptly rushed at him, wrestling with the tiny animal. Malfoy looked postively outraged, and Harry just kept on going, regardless of the ferret's nips. The whole class was laughing their arses off now, and even Mcgonagall couldn't keep a mirthful expression from gracing her face. 

Slowly, as they tussled, the two boys turned back into human, in which they parted, Harry's eyes dancing with mirth, while Malofy'e eyes shone with revenge.

"I'll get you Potter!" he screamed as he chased him around the courtyard. The man only laughed and accioed his firebolt, flying away with a shout of

"See ya everyone! Gotta escape my hella pissed boyfriend!"

Immediately, the courtyard was filled with muffled whisperings and a distraught cry from Ginny as Fred and George high fived in the background, cracking open a bottle of champagne.

THIS was going to be good.