Shane woke up one day and thought 'that's it I want to be irl haji towa' so he got his pedo ass out of bed bought a haji wig and costume then he stuck the wig to his head with permanent glue Cus he's dumb.
Then he changed his name to haji Dawson
But then he realised people would find out he was a pedo so he tried to rip the wig off but it didn't work. Instead he made a video and screamed 'I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE' 100+ times which obviously didn't work
People started to make fun of hI'm
He was so sad
Then he met perez Hilton (or how ever you spell his name) PH was so sad that he missed the chance to be irl haji that he tried to kill Dawson but haji Dawson said 'uno reverse card bitch' and PH died of god knows what
Haji Dawson went about his day see loads of subway surfers his fyp to sounds about him
He got even more made when he saw a acc called _shane.is.haji.towa_ (aka me pls follow me And pretend I'm funny😢💔) he so so angry he went to their house and got closer to their window then went in their bed room and stood at the end of their bed and said 'IM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE' and then said ' IF YOU DONT DELETE THAT ACCOUNT I WILL' luckly they threw him in the trash. The next day Trisha threw haji in a dumpster truck where haji met clapdaddie. Haji Dawson complained about the smell clapdaddie replied with 'stfu bitch you always smell like this you never shower' haji Dawson yelled 'SHUT UP OF COURSE I SHOWER'
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Haji Dawson
HorrorPlease don't stan Shane Dawson 🤠❤️ Also I made the pictures 🤠 This will contain a lot of swearing 🤪 Sorry to whoever actually reads this 😢
