10 things that...

...annoy me

1. Bad spelling

I hate bad spelling. I hate text speak. I hate abbreviations such as lmao I am constantly correcting my friends, and managed to have an argument with someone over the spelling of sandwich. They haven't spoken to me since the fight. Three months ago. And we go to school together. And we get the bus together.

She hates me.

2. Pencil chewers

Those people who chew on pencils. Especially when its your pencil which you lent them. I've stopped lending people stuff. Mostly because I only ever seem to have a pen, a bit of lead, and a highlighter of which the end it totally wrecked. So, yeah, pencils chewers. Annoying.

3.Constantly immature people

I am not talking about people who are sometimes immature, as most people are. I am talking about the people who manage to find a dirty meaning for 'table' and laugh at everything. If one of those people is reading this, they are probably laughing at the fact that I am talking about them, and they are probably giggling uncontrollably about the fact that I said 'table'. Oh look immature people, I said it again! Good luck with anyone taking you seriously.

4. People who are still bitchy even though you have clearly told them you are in a bad mood

I know way too many of these people. These are the people who you want to [insertworst punishment/torture]. My favorite threat is that I will 'split your arteries with my compass, then rip out your vocal chords, and then finally I will carve profanities into your skin using scissors.' They usually stop after that.

5. New Hairbands

They always break. You start with fifty, twenty break, you keep ten, fifteen are lost and the remaining five are never used. Pointless.

6. The minions.

I'm sorry, but seriously, just stop. Just get out of my life. There are others who will accept you. Go with them, and stay with them. Stay with your little cult. Yellow blobs in dungarees are not something I am a fan of.

7. Neat handwriting

Only because I am jealous. I have some of the worst hand writing ever, and you know its bad when you cannot tell apart the words 'know' and 'door'.

8. When you pen refuses to work

I have a fuckton of pen which have an ample amount of ink, and are perfectly fine, but they still don't work. I don't get it.

9. My brother and my father

My brother and father may turn up rather a lot in the negative sections of this book. They are amazingly annoying compared to other parents/brothers that I have heard of or asked my friend about.

10. People not reading my writing

This really pisses me off. Because it is normally like this in my household:
Me: Hey dad, do you mind reading this? I'm not sure where it is good enough to upload or not.
Father: No Katie not now/ No, I'm helping Matthew with his assignment/ Katie, I'm doing something (is playing flash games)
Me: (in my head) Fucking hell father, I have worked hard to create this, it is no different than you looking at whether or not Matthew has completed his assignment, and of course the actual completetion of said assignment is more important than your daughters well-being, so you are just going to forego cooking any dinner, leaving me hungry until you tell me that you're not cooking, at which point it is 9 'o' clock. Bloody hell.

Do you chew pencils? Do you have neat handwriting? Do you have an annoying parent/sibling?
I want to know!
Not because I am going to stalk you, but just because I need to know everyone's pressure points/ personal life because if any of you decide to hate, I will certainly send you a very graphic death threat, along with a few smilies.
Love you all (barring the haters)
-obsessivehuman