10 things that...

...I compare my friends to

1. Carrots

My friend Megan (rose1weasley if you want her wattpad account.) has the most ginger-y hair ever. I haven't met anyone with more ginger hair. And our school uniform is green. So I ended up calling her Carrot-Top. Megan's names: Megan, Meg, Ginger, Carrot, Carrot-Top, Meagan the Vegan. Except she isn't actually a vegan.

2. Psychopaths.

Quite of few of my friends can act like psychopaths, just like I do. I am not going to list them, but I will say that if you have read my other book 'Survivors of the AU', a couple of them are in there.

3. Lemons

My friend Emily is now Lemily, and I and Kemon. I can't remember how it started exactly, but we were in science doing something with flashy lights.

4. Ships

I sometimes refer to my friends as ship names, for example Freya is Sheriarty. We also ship her with Moriarty. And we ship everything with everything. Our lunchtimes are ....interesting to say in the least. (We also ship Freya with Cameron. Not sure who he is, but what the hell!)

5. Odd names

In year seven, my small circle of friends decided that we should be a family. And so, Claire, the youngest and most immature, is the mother, Laura, second oldest and one of the most mature, is the auntie, and Gigi (oldest), Wendy (second youngest) and myself (middle!) are the daughters. Unfortunately, for ome odd reason, I was disowned. I can't remember why. Wendy is the cleverest in our little group, so she as named 'the one who did well in life'. Gigi was just called 'owned'. And then we realised that i wasn't related to any of them. And Gigi is now Philola, Wendy has a Chinese name which sounds like Socky, Claire is known as Mother, or Clairey, Laura is Laowra (more on that in a second) and I am Chappers. My last name is Chapman, and Chappers is my brothers nickname, so Chappers is just a shortened version of Chappers Junior.

6. Laowra

Laura has one of the most memorable names, seeing how some of the teachers call her that too (but only because we as her friends insisted). Laowra came from the time that Laura had a sleepover with Claire, and Claire's mum pronouced Laura's name wrong, therefore giving us, Laowra. (or so i am led to believe.) And now we call her that all the time. All. The. Time.

7. Mycroft 

Poppy (TanaAthis) is Mycroft. Again, I'm not quite sure how, but she is. And she has an umbrella. And yes, I do still ship Mystrade. I just need to find someone to be Lestrade, so that I can ship them. 

8. [insert favorite proffanity that is a noun]

I often swear at my friends, normally followed by an apology for my crudeness and insults. If I don't apologise, I just get insulted back, so we're normally even :3

9. Instrumental Friends

I will refer to musical friends as their instruments. It's a thing.

10.  You guys

I need a collective nickname for you guys! Just find something insulting yet endearing at the same tme, Then we will be fine!

Also, comment below with the words 'I SHIP FREYA AND CAMERON' if you are like me, and even though you do not know who the fuck at least one of them is, and yet you still ship them because you are happy to ship practically anything :3

ThAnk you with a captial A

-obsessivehuman