Fairy Tail Adventures!!!

The Maleehah-Sauras Turns up!!!

(Setting: Fairy Tail Guild.)
(Erza's POV.)
Erza: Morning Lucy, morning Aaliah.
Aaliah: Morning.
Lucy: Have you two heard the rumors.
Erza: What are you talking about, Lucy.
Aaliah: I heard she beat Laxaus.
Lucy: Well I heard the monster beat Gildarts with only one hand.
Erza: What are you two talking about?
Lucy: Have you not heard???
Aaliah: Really!!
Lucy: Seriously!!
Erza: Get to the point.
Aaliah: You not heard about the beast...
Lucy: No the merciless monster.
Lucy: Her name's The Maleehah-Sauras.
Aaliah: I'm gonna challenge her.
Lucy: You've got a death wish.
Aaliah: Thank You.
Kit-kat: I don't think it was a compliment.
Aaliah: Well I think it was.
Kit-kat: I heard she wanted to join the Fairy Tail Guild.
Lucy: I heard she has a wolf companion and carries a machete for protection.
Kit-kat: Woah.
Aaliah: Who doesn't carry a machete around these days right. Right, or is it just me.
Lucy: Just you.
Erza: What's that noise???
(Thud thud thud. Natsu & Gray run in.)
Natsu: SHIT ANOTHER ERZA IS HERE!!!
Gray: What did I do to deserve this!?!
(Maleehah-Sauras bolts in through window with her wolf.)
Maleehah-Sauras: Hello Bitches!
Lucy: Great another anti-door user.
Aaliah: Great Maleehah-Sauras I challenge you!!!!
Maleehah-Sauras: Busy Bitch.
Aaliah: I've never been so rejected before. (About to cry.)
Kit-kat: There There...
Erza: Welcome Maleehah-Sauras, what brings you here??
Maleehah-Sauras: My ENIMIES call me that call me Maleehah, and this is my partner wolfie. May we please see your guild master.
Erza: Of course. He's over there.
Maleehah: Thank You. Oh hey Sienna, Aisha and Sukie.
Sienna and Aisha: Oh hey there Maleehah.
Sukie: Stupid dog.
Maleehah: Excuse me, but are you the great Master of Fairy Tail? Cause if you are me and my partner Wolfie want to join. I use Warrior type magic and use a machete for protection.
Lucy: Told you.
Maleehah & Wolfie: Please can we join.
Master Makorov: Of course anyone's welcome at Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail: Welcome!!!!
Erza & Aaliah: We bought CAKE!!!
Gray: N...
Natsu: Don't even start that again.