So Not Cool

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Ron: *proposing to his girlfriend* Molly, will you marry me?

Molly: *scoffs* Marry you? No way! Why would I marry a loser like you? *laughing*

Me: What's your problem? He proposed to you, and you're just gonna turn him down, just like that?

Molly: Yeah, he's a loser!

WeLoveASaltySister: That was totally uncool! You broke his heart! That ring was not cheap, you know!

Molly: *laughing* What are you gonna do about it? Put me in a casket?

Mingalls: That's not such a bad idea! *puts Molly in the casket, and slams it shut*

Molly: *from inside the casket* Hey, let me out! It was a joke! I still love you, Ron!

Ron: You heartless jerk! You have no idea, how my heart has been shattered into a million pieces! I hope you're happy!

Me: Dude, I am so sorry, that she played you like that! Want to grab a bite to eat?

Ron: Sure, I'd like that. It's not your fault, though. I dated the wrong woman.

Me: Forget about her, man! You deserve a better girl in your life!

Ron: Exactly!

Warren: Let's go to Pizza Hut, my dude! Cheer you up!

Melissahoel1: *knocks on the casket* You can just stay in there, you heartless jerk!

Molly: Come on, let me out! I still want to get married!

Undertaker: I'll be taking that, thank you! *lifts the casket with Molly still inside, and puts in the hearse* Be safe, you hear?

All Of Us: We will!

Undertaker: *drives off*

HermioneGranger5117: That was totally unexpected! *laughs*

gmwells: I agree! Okay, let's go to Pizza Hut, now! I'm getting a stuffed crust pizza!

All Of Us: *goes to Pizza Hut*



This story was written on Wednesday, July 15th, 2020.

A/N When a girl plays a guy for a fool, they get what's coming to them! Molly learned the hard way! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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