Ron: *proposing to his girlfriend* Molly, will you marry me?
Molly: *scoffs* Marry you? No way! Why would I marry a loser like you? *laughing*
Me: What's your problem? He proposed to you, and you're just gonna turn him down, just like that?
Molly: Yeah, he's a loser!
WeLoveASaltySister: That was totally uncool! You broke his heart! That ring was not cheap, you know!
Molly: *laughing* What are you gonna do about it? Put me in a casket?
Mingalls: That's not such a bad idea! *puts Molly in the casket, and slams it shut*
Molly: *from inside the casket* Hey, let me out! It was a joke! I still love you, Ron!
Ron: You heartless jerk! You have no idea, how my heart has been shattered into a million pieces! I hope you're happy!
Me: Dude, I am so sorry, that she played you like that! Want to grab a bite to eat?
Ron: Sure, I'd like that. It's not your fault, though. I dated the wrong woman.
Me: Forget about her, man! You deserve a better girl in your life!
Ron: Exactly!
Warren: Let's go to Pizza Hut, my dude! Cheer you up!
Melissahoel1: *knocks on the casket* You can just stay in there, you heartless jerk!
Molly: Come on, let me out! I still want to get married!
Undertaker: I'll be taking that, thank you! *lifts the casket with Molly still inside, and puts in the hearse* Be safe, you hear?
All Of Us: We will!
Undertaker: *drives off*
HermioneGranger5117: That was totally unexpected! *laughs*
gmwells: I agree! Okay, let's go to Pizza Hut, now! I'm getting a stuffed crust pizza!
All Of Us: *goes to Pizza Hut*
This story was written on Wednesday, July 15th, 2020.
A/N When a girl plays a guy for a fool, they get what's coming to them! Molly learned the hard way! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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