Shrek is love, shrek is life

chapter 1

Everything was different before I met him.
I was a 'simple' prostitute living in a one bedroom apartment with my roommate, Taylor. Taylor wasn't a prostitute. Taylor was a 'simple' dog walker. Taylor hates dogs with a passion but she decided that being a dog walker was the best choice for her. Taylor loves cats but there wasnt an opening in the cat walking business.
Enough about Taylor. Let's talk about me, Cara. I eat a lot of chicken nuggets in my freetime. Specifically the ones from McDonalds. No I don't sponsor them. I just eat them. I eat McDonald's every single day. But I'm still so skinny. It just doesn't make any sense.

-one day later-
I wake up from my blow up matress. Me and Taylor take turns using the real bed. It's fair that way. I run to the kitchen because I need to eat something or I might pass out. I havent eaten in 2 whole hours. I open the fridge to see absolutely NOTHING. "TAYLOR YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE STORE YOU STUPID BITCH" I scream. Taylor comes running in to the kitchen and runs into the table. "Holy poo I think I broke my rib" Taylor says. "Who cares you were supposed to go to the store because now we have NO food" I reply. "Whatever I'm so done with your shit Tay. I'm gonna go watch some tv" I say. I sit down on the plaid couch and turn on our old piece of shit tv. I then change the channel to a&e. "Fuck yes duck dynasty is on" I scream.

Duck dynasty is like my favorite show. Si is so hot I can't even. I watch the show just because of him. He's a total BABE.

Taylor sits down next to me. "Hey, sorry I didn't go to the store yesterday. I had to walk a few extra dogs." Taylor explains.

"Well why are you still sitting here? Go to the store and get us some food." I say
"Also get some num gums that shit is good" I add.

Taylor gets up from the couch and puts on her Gucci jacket. She's a dog walker but she can still afford gucci. "I'll be back in about an hour" she says.

I don't even reply. I'm alone, all alone. Just me and Si together.
But there's one problem Si is on the tv and I'm REALLY all alone.