CROSS CONNECTION ( PART 1)

25. SHAIYA BANE BHAIYA ( #AIRPORTDAIRIES)

" amm ....... ye sabji kitni kilo ki bhaiya ........amm kya are you mad ( she hit him hardly earning ahhh from him ) haww 30 rupee kilo pagle ho 10 rupee se ek paisa kaam nahi dungi "

" gadhi kaam nahi jyada " he facepalmed himself

i woke up due to loud noises and saw everyone getting off the plane including vikas , shefali and kushal , they don't even bother to wake me up , it seems that they all are sleepy . i instantly got up and pats sana cheeks to wake her up but she didn't get up , i was trying to wake up up but in vain and in return she was calling me sabji wala bhaiya see sabji wala is ok why bhaiya ?? is she mad why she is calling me bhaiya , do i look like a bhaiya ( he pouts while thinking)

( writer: toh kya aapko saiya bulaye, chahte kya hai aap , pehele bolenge just friend phir bologe partner phir bologe close friends hum kya kare shukla ji mar jaye or ab bhaiya bulayo toh bhi problem hayee hum sidnaazians ki kaun sunega

god: mein aa gaya vats lekin ek baat toh hai 

writer: kya 

god: hum gadhe hai oops)

i picked her up in my arms and i made my way out she is a complete chatter box who can talk endlessly even in sleep . i was just aww of her beauty .

my mood went off when she said

" bhaiya app toh man hi nahi rahe ho kya jata hai 10 rupee mein "

bhaiya do i look like a bhaiya arghh wait 

sid: excuse me ( he called an air hostess)

air hostess : yes sir ( she smiled seeing sidnaaz)

sid: may i ask you something

air hostess: yes sir 

sid: do i look like a bhaiya ?

air hostess : ??????? ( she got confused by the question ) ammmmm. .... no sir 

sid smiled thank you so much miss

then he looked towards her ( she was still in his arms )

sid: dekh kuch sikh inse ....... inhe mein bhaiya nahi lagta or yaha tum ho jo bhaiya keh rahi ho ( he complaints like a child)

" amm bhaiya kyu tang kar rahe ho" 

( writer: haha omg sid be like ek pal mein tumko mein bhula dunga

with that don't forget to watch bhula dunga hayee punya milega sidnaaz ki taraf se ek aur gana hehe kash aisa ho jaye

god: jab mein hu saath toh tension not aur god ne sunn le aapki

writer: hayee)

the air hostess giggles seeing their cute banters 

sid: amm tysm mam i need to go varna ye ladki pagle kar degi mujhe

air hostess: by the way nice jodi

he blushed and left without saying anything 

sid: kya blush kar raha hai agar sana ko pata chala toh kya sochegi

" amm bhaiya gaadi tej chalayo aise speed mein toh hume 100 saal lag jane hai "

sid: ise mein kya driver lagta hu or ye kya phir se she started this bhaiya thing huh ruk abhi batata hu

sid: excuse me miss do i look like a bhaiya

sidharth by mistake called a man miss ( amma nooo )