Jordan POVI was currently laying on the couch with one arm behind my head and a book in the other, listening to Damon and Bonnie argue like a old married couple,
The Eclipse high in the Sky,
"What's a seven letter word for kill me now?" Bonnie asked
"That Joke got old sex weeks ago," Damon said
"And so did this crossword puzzle everyday for two months I've done this stupid thing and I still can't figure out 27 across old tongue twister Eddie turned top 40?" Bonnie said
I hear Bonnie stab something, hopefully Damon because of his bad jokes,
"I hate Pancakes!" Bonnie yelled
"Yeah, well I hate you're married couple arguments," I mumbled
I looked at them both bored,
They both glared at me, I just shrugged
"Whoa, don't take it out on the pancakes those pancakes, like myself are waiting for you to be witchy to get us the hell out of here," Damon said
"You know I've been trying!" Bonnie yelled,
"Face it you're magically dried up," I said
"Not helping," Damon said
Then turned back to Bonnie,
" And failing further evidence we're in hell not only am I stuck with you two I'm stuck with the useless version of you," Damon said to Bonnie
"Did you hear that?" Bonnie asked
"What would I have heard Bonnie? We're the only three people here we were the only three people here two months ago and the only three people here now!" Damon yelled
I just rolled my eyes,
"Well I swear I heard something!" Bonnie said
"Maybe it's the sound of existential despair I hear that's what hell sounds like," Damon said
"You know what? you think we're trapped in your hell? I have to spend everyday on repeat with the two people I like least on this earth I maybe we're trapped in mine," Bonnie said
She takes her teddybear and leaves
"Finally peace and quiet," I said with my hands behind my head and ankles crossed
Damon just glared at me,
I was now in the middle of the woods, looking up at the sky it was a full moon, and I knew what that meant,
I fell to the ground in agonizing pain, feeling each and every bone break, turning into the true monster that I am,
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Vampire Diaries Different Kind Of Monster
FanfictionKai x Reader Jordan Hartely Was taken in by the Mikalsons by a young age, she was considered one of the family but when she gets stuck in a magical prison with Damon and Bonnie, someone she didn't get quite along with to begin with, will they make i...