mean gurls 3 wanted vs zen

ZAYNS POINT OF VIEW

i wuz walking down to get a new tattoo and go fur a smoke when i saw sum ppl trying to chase da sun. da sun y would u chase the sun u wanna burn up to shrivels u wanna see someting hot look at me. 

"o whered u get dem clown shoes so vintage so adorbs" i sez

"wuz my moms in the 80s u like?" da bald one sed

"no cuz nobody lykes u no bye ok" i wuz the 19 yr old sex god not da 24 yr old bald guy dat wuz chasin da sun 

da rest of his "band" came by and sat bah me who did they think dey were they cant sit with me

"i found u guise he he get it found u" sed max and i herd the crickets chirping for quite a while was awkward til a fangirl wearing a shirt dat said GO ZAYN broke the silence screaming "KEVIN THE PIGEON IS MORE FAMOUS THAN U GUYS!" what a carrot like can she not but whatevs she wuz on mah side. i punched her in da face anywayz tho lulz thats what you get for being a faggot

i knew i had to destroy dat guy like i destroyed girls lives dis had to be settled so i put me hands on is shouldas and i pushed im. and dats why dey call me da bradford bad boi yo

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