SCP: Oneshot Edition ✔️ FINISHED ( OLD, THIS IS SHIT)

035 x Badass!Fem!Reader x 049

YOUR POV
I am a d class, hah. So original, am I right? Currently, I'm at the cafeteria eating the shitty substance they call food. I got up as they told us lunch was over. I slammed my food onto the table, and walked with a guard. A few d class were in line with me, so I decided to trip on accident and watch him get in trouble. 'Dumb-ass guards fell for it' I thought. I pulled a risky move and started running, they were still distracted. I found a gun, and shot a scientist in the SCP control room. I let all them out. Several guards came in and tried to shoot me. I took them out. I wiped my forehead as I heard that same old breach containment announcement. I ran out into the open, deciding I should head to SCP 035's chamber for the key card in the room next to it that has a code.

~ A few hours later to when you find it~

Several SCPs have gotten contained, I'm running out of time before they come to find me. I saw the plague doctor and froze. ".. a female? I am surprised." He inquired. "Yea dipshit, females exist. Congrats." I snapped at him snarky. "I do not sense the disease in you , also no need to get impolite." He told me calmly. "Really?" I asked him, hesitantly. "Yes." He answered. I came next to him , now in 035's control room. "How wonderful! The plague doctor is here! Now just let me-" He continued till he noticed me and smirked. "Oh, plague doctor I never knew you brought a hot lady here~" He flirted. "I never knew I was a temperature." I said sarcastically. "Leave the girl alone, 035." He said as he let 035 out. He opened the door and I went in the room to go get the key card and SCP-500. We headed out into the halls of this damned foundation. Guards came, and I readied my gun, 035 took some of them with tentacles, 049 killed a few by touch. I shot the rest. "Nice work, team." I told them as we ran forward. I picked up a dead guard's P90. "Nice!" I cheered happily. "Cmon, let's go." 035 told us. I saw 939. I ran forward at it as 049 and 035 yelled for me. I kicked it in the snout. A new presence arrived. Aw fuck , It's Lily AND 096?! This is a duo we couldn't beat. "I..uh" 096 said awkwardly as Lily dunked his face with a bag. Lily casually looked at us with this look of just.. b r u h . I just pointed my gun. Lily bursted out laughing. "What..?" I asked. "I can't feel pain, kiddo. Also, I'm immortal" She started laughing and wheezing." Shut up, I'm not a kid." I angrily remarked. "Honey, I'm as old as earth." She told me. I stumbled back. "WhAT?!" I screeched. They simply walked off as 096 awkwardly laughed.