The Random Book of Randomness

SKY,WHY?

So I was reading Dragon's randomness book,when I came across this:

So......Adam and Alesa broke up.

SKY!!!Why....now what IRL ship am I supposed to ship?SkyMU?I don't wanna have to........pls.......pls.....I am DISPLEASED KITTY.I AM A CAT.A grumpy cat.Please me.