Boy Bands vs. Girl Groups (A One Direction Fanfiction)

3: Flour (Stage One)

Mckenna's POV

After we all left the park, I headed for home. I came across a couple of fans while walking there, so I decided to talk to them a bit. After a good five minutes, I told them I had to go. They understood and thanked me for everything. I told them it was no problem and started to walk again. I reached my house in what felt like 3 minutes. I got my key out from my pocket and unlocked the door. I opened the door and almost instantly felt something come to my face and in my hair after I shut the door.

Flour.

Thank God my eyes were closed. I opened my eyes and looked at the five boys in front of me. Looks like I could rule out Liam and Harry. Liam was positioned trying to stop the food fight, and Harry was squatting, dodging the flour that hit me instead. I said positioned because everyone froze and looked over to me when the flour came in contact with my face.

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE?" I asked them. They should know that they are so lucky I don't cuss, but that doesn't mean I can't think I few pretty words inside my head.

"We, you know, wanted to bake a cake...to...you know....surprise you....surprise?" Zayn said.

"Oh, I'm surprised all right," I said, walking towards him, "What do I always tell you?"

He sighed and said, "This is why you always do the baking."

"Yeah," I said, "Now, who threw this?" Everyone pointed to Louis who randomly pointed to Harry and...the blender.

"Louis..." I said in a voice that meant 'I'm going to murder you in your sleep.' It must've worked because he looked really scared.

"Oh, no," Zayn said, "We're going to have to plan Louis' funeral." The lads started to laugh a little, but Zayn and I kept straight faces.

"Wait, you're not kidding?" Harry asked.

"Nope," Zayn and I said.

"I'm guessing you're going to start your 'Revenge Plan'?" Zayn asked me.

"Heck yes," I said, already forming a plan.

"What's her Revenge Plan?" Liam asked.

"You see, when you really tick Mckenna off or do something such as prank her or mess with her hair in the wrong way," he looked over to Louis who looked to my hair while looking scared, "she has a 5-step Revenge Plan, and she's about to put it to use, so Louis, mate, I'd watch your back...and everything else," Zayn explained to them.

"Yeah, BUT," I said, " you will also never know when the plan or steps will start, but know this, no one could get back at someone like I can. Trust me, you know when it'll come to you. Maybe not today....maybe not tomorrow...maybe not even until next week...but I'm gonna getcha," I said, backing up, "Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go clean up the reason Louis will be dead soon," I said, pointing to my face while talking and then leaving the kitchen. I actually went to the middle of the wall that separates the kitchen from the living room and listened to what was happening. I heard nothing, so I went to the other entrance of the kitchen, but they still couldn't see me.

"Zayn?" I heard Louis ask.

"Yeah, mate?" Zayn's voice asked.

"No offence, but I'm seriously scared of your sister," he said.

I could just sense Zayn nodding and he said, "I know...a lot of people are, but trust me, she's really sweet when you don't get on her bad side. Oh, and lads, know this, she's even more protective of her hair than I am, really, don't mess with her hair unless your fixing it or something...no wait, just tell her it's messed up...learned that the hard way."

I took this as an opportunity. I quickly went into the kitchen a a ninja-way. I saw Liam's, Louis', Niall's, and Harry's backs turned to me, Zayn being the only one that could see me. I put my finger to my lips to signal him to be quiet, and went to Louis, got on my tip-toes to reach his ear's height and whispered "Remember that, Louis," in his ear. I then, like lightning, ran out of the kitchen and stood up against the wall that was connected to the dining room. I actually heard him spin around while I was hiding, and I heard Zayn say, "Looks like stage one is complete."

"What's stage one?" I heard Niall's Irish accent ask.

"Stage One: Scare the victim basically to death," Zayn explained. Aw, that's cute. Yeah, how we know each other so well was cute, but this was cuter. He actually thought Stage One was complete.

I went ahead and turned on the stereo with the nearby remote. Ironically, I heard, "She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind, there is nothing I do Better Than Revenge." I quickly paused it after that line from Taylor Swift's "Better Than Revenge" just to show Louis my point.

"I think I just peed my pants," I heard Louis said.

Stage One now complete. I thought.

I went ahead and did what I was supposed to do. I went ahead and took a quick shower and changed into a t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants. I'm not going anywhere today. I came downstairs, and almost immediately Louis took one look at me and became scared. Like, legit scared. I laughed at his face and sat down next to Zayn on the couch.

"When are you going to do Stage Two?" Zayn whispered to me.

"I don't know, just make sure to prepare for the Apocalypse," I whispered back. He just laughed at me.

"Are you guys planning my death? I thought we were on the same team, Zayn!" Louis said.

"Well, you can't defeat a girl group," I said.

"Uh, yes you can, and speaking of girl group, I thought you were going to be at Ally's house. You were only gone for like, 20 minutes," Zayn asked. Crap, I should've really gone to her house. I quickly came up with an excuse, "Her mom just then remembered that she had a dentist appointment, so they had to leave quickly," I said. Please believe me, please believe me, please believe me.

"Ah," he said. Wow, either he was gullible, or I should be a part-time actress. No, he's not gullible at all, so yeah, I can act. That's really a good way to know if you can act: if you can get past Zayn. Seriously though, it seems like we both have this super power that we can read people like open books. Even when they were doing their absolute best to hide their problems. Yes Zayn does seem like it, and I don't, but I can be really deep, too, especially when I need to help someone.

"So....who wants to play truth or dare?" Harry asked breaking the silence in the room.

"I don't think I should play with Mckenna," Louis said.

"It's alright, I don'th do truth or dare as part of revenge, too cliche. Besides, I have to make a phone call," I said, going upstairs, "Have fun you guys!"

"Thanks, we will!" I heard Zayn shout. I went up to my room and dialed Ally's, Vanny's, and Kristy's numbers.

Time for Stage Two to begin.