Elmo x Miss Piggy

The Heartbreak

Miss piggy and Johnny Johnny were romantically staring into the eyes of each other. They were dinning at Mc Donalds (as Johnny Johnny insisted,) in one of the booths next to the window. Miss Piggy played with her fries with disgust as Johnny Johnny happily munched on his happy meal. 

Miss Piggy: "Out of all the places in Muppet City, you pick this dump?" 

Johnny Johnny: "Hey! Mc Donald is a respectable and romantic place. -and they have a noice indoor playground."

Miss Piggy: "Im rich and famous! I could have taken you to the finest restaurant here! Like-"

Miss Piggy's phone buzzed, interrupting Johnny Johnny and Miss Piggy's "romantic chat". She peered down onto her phone and to her surprize, it was Kermit. Oh snap. 

                              Miss Piggy and Kermit's chat:

Kermit: Where are you? You said that you are shopping

Miss Piggy: You know me, I like to take my time shopping to find the best of the best designer dresses!

Kermit: But you walked out wearing your dress. You also said you would come back in 1 hour! Its been 2 1/2

Miss Piggy: So? It's my fav dress! and anyway there's a large line in the mall

Kermit: Okay, then I'm coming down to help you take your dresses. you apparently said that you bought a lot.

Miss Piggy: im fine.

Kermit: I insist. Im on my way

"Crap." Miss Piggy muttered. She didn't want Kermit to come and see her with...

Johnny Johnny: What's wrong? I'm done with my Happy meal chicken nuggets and was about to go to the indoor playground. Wanna come my love?" He winked.

Miss Piggy: Im fine, thank you very much. We have to go.

Johnny Johnny: But why? I want to go to the play ground now!

What Johnny didn't know, is that Miss Piggy was also having an affair with Kermit, her original boyfriend... And he was about to pass by the window where their sitting any minute now!

Johnny Johnny: But before we end this date, I must have a good smooch before we go.

Miss Piggy: I don't have the time!

Johnny Johnny leaned in for the kiss meanwhile Miss Piggy could see Kermit walking one block away.

Miss Piggy: No- you slut I don't want to-

Johnny Johnny give Miss piggy one big, long, spit full kiss. (it's more messed up because he's a five year old.) Ironicly, at that exact moment, Kermit walks next to the window, staring in to see some kid with a fake mustache and his girlfriend kissing through the window. He stared at them for a split second then ran away, crying. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy pushes Johnny Johnny away.

Johnny Johnny: "Hey! What about my kiss?" :(((((((((((((

Johnny started to cry.

Miss Piggy: "Ugh! Stop crying like a child." 

Johnny Johnny: "You're mean. You even called me a slut. I commit break up with you."

Miss Piggy: "What?! How dare you break up with me, the one and only-"

Johnny Johnny: "Thanks lady for paying for my happy meal."

Johnny ripped off mustache, hat, and spectacle then walked out of Mc Donalds.

Miss Piggy: "He was a child? I thought he was a short 45 year old man."

Some Mc Donalds worker: "You thought that was a small man that orders a happy meal? Oof."

Miss Piggy frowned while walking out of Mc Donalds. She has never been dumped before. She was usually the one to dump people people. She felt humilated- not only that, but she felt a horrible pit inside of her she's never felt in a long time... 

Regret.

Miss Piggy didn't know how to face kermit when she broke his heart like this...