Elmo x Miss Piggy

It's time to face him.

 Miss Piggy walked to Kermit's apartment. She stood there with a basket with cookies inside. What will she say? Sorry? She hasn't said something like that in a million years. Plus, she doubted that he will even give her another chance. She looked around the filthy brick apartment walls. One dead plant sat next to Kermit's door. She felt that would be her once she knocked. The same feeling from when she walked home from Mc Donalds washed over her again. For the first time in her whole lifetime, shes felt scared to just knock on the door! She lightly knocked on the chipped green painted door with a peakhole.

*knock knock*

No one answered so she knocked again.

*knock knock*

Nothing. just a shut door starting back at her. It was like it was mocking her. That was her cue to go. She was about to turn around, when she saw the peakhole budge a little. She knew he was listening, so she started talking.

Miss Piggy: "Hey... Im sorry for... uh cheating on you?"

how smooth.

Miss Piggy: "I hope you can forgive me and take me back... besides I brought cookies! It's your favorite flavor!"

Her self esteem and confidence started to build up again. She smiled. Maybe this will all pay off! Maybe he will take me back! Kermit then opened the door-

-and took her basket of cookies.

Wait what?

Miss Piggy: "Does this mean you will take me back?"

She was puzzled. Does this means he actually wants her back? Just for some cookies?!

Kermit: No. You betrayed me. You walked out of this apartment with a fancy dress. The same dress from when I took you to a date.

Miss Piggy: So what? It's just a blue dress! What's so special about it?

Miss Piggy could feel anger build up inside her. Her confidence was was going to burst with it.

Kermit: You always go dress shopping. You could wear a different one! But you wear that one. The one that we had our first date with! I saw you kiss him!

Miss Piggy: Thats- Thats not true!

Kermit:  It is true. I saw it with my own frog eyes.

Miss Piggy: Fine! It was just him! I swear! Plus he was a five year old that kissed me. If you're going to be soo touchy about it, maybe we aren't a great couple like we thought we were!

Kermit: Finally something that you're not lying about.

He shut the door on her face.

She realized what she caused. She blew up with confidence again. She thought she was right, but she wasn't. Well... almost. Kermit wasn't right about one thing.

He wasn't right about Miss piggy not lying about them not being a great couple.

Miss Piggy walked away. She was walking down the long line of stairs. Why did kermit have to like on the 20th floor. She got rejected by two boys in two days, and theres no elevator in this apartment. What luck this week has for her.

 She felt very down- but she's never felt this way before... Miss Piggy mistake was that she was just to scared to admit that she- uh-

Miss piggy feels that something is watching her... She looks around to find...

Johnny Johnny? Why him?! 

She thought that she would find another love of her life. (although she got officially broken up a few minutes ago.) Thats what always happened in movies or books! ...or maybe she just didn't understand movies.

Miss Piggy: "Eh! What do you want?"

Johnny Johnny: " I stills luvs you."

Miss Piggy: "Ew. I don't love you. You made me break up wit kermit in the first place!"

Johnny Johnny: "Lady, that is your problem. You said yes to coming with me. XD"

What sucks is that this dumb child was right.

Miss Piggy: "UGH. HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND ME?! "

Johnny Johnny: "I followed you home because my papa never came to pick me up. In my inbox he texted me, "Im not coming back because you have a big head with no brain lol mistake."            -Whatever that means. Anyway, I watched you sleep from your window because you were too dumb to close the blinds. Everyone does that so stalkers can't see you lol. Then I followed you here."

Miss Piggy: "So you're STALKING ME?!"

Johnny Johnny: "No, I just followed you because you looked steaming hawt. And I want a new papa."

Miss Piggy: "AH! NOO! I WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!"

She wanted to get rid of this kid as fast as possible. So she picked him up and yeeted him out the nearest window. Right then and there did she realize she murdered a child.

Miss Piggy: "Oh... He's probably fine..."

She peered down the shattered window to find Johnny's body on the ground. People walked around it though, because they didn't care. 

Miss Piggy: "Great. now he's going to haunt me until I die."

A few years later at Miss Piggys mansion, she was even more famous and decided to go down the path as a model and was a rich as ever. She was so rich, she bought all the NFL teams. Yet she still felt something was missing...

Oh yes. Time to stalk my Ex-Boyfriend, Kermit.

Days after the break up from years ago, Miss Piggy went mentally insane and always went to stalk Kermit. He fascinated her with his soft green fur- although he's a frog- and his unique eyes. Deep down inside she wanted to see and talk with him again. It would fix her. It would make her normal again.

 She thought it was cute how boring he was and how so full of life she was. They got along so well except on converations. All he talked about was the weather. How boring. So Miss piggy decided to see someone else because she was super desprate for a different and fun conversation. But that made her regret everything...  

...She also tried seeing a therapist but thought it was too lame so she got an alpaca to be her therapist instead. She named him Shawn. It never really helped her with anything but keep company and eat her lawn.