Darks POV -
I wouldn't class myself as a perfect man. Not a god upon humans or whatever else happens to roam the earth. But I am, for sure, smarter then your average man. Especially most of the men that surround me in this meeting currently.
I would say there are a few men here today I find tolerable since they can hold up a decent intellectual conversation. However, each do have their flaws.
Google, although quick to answer and fluent in many languages, is stiff with casual chat and can get too boring quickly. Host, although constantly talking and making new
conversations , can get carried away and tell you everyones deepest secrets which I wish I did not hear.
As for the rest, Eric sobs when I make eyecontact with him for too long, Bim talks about himself continuously, Bing adds to much slang to his sentences and the rest all have very annoying qualities.
I would never speak to them if I had the choice. Apart from one.
Although teasing and childish, wicked in sense of humour and painfully bright in sense of style. He was tolerable, enough for me to want to keep him around after work hours. Enough to call him my friend. Considering I hate everyone, that's a lot.Wilfords POV-
There he goes again, staring. Drifting off when hes supposed to be working. I'm surprised he gets so much work done when half the time in meetings he daydreams when the other egos speak.
"..dark..psst..." he was sat next to me so I doubted that he wouldnt be able to hear me. But he seemed to completely blank me. Not like its going to stop me or anything, I'm the king of persistence ((and dancing, but you probably already knew that))
"...PSSST" he perked up, looking startled before regaining himself and focusing on the talking ego.
"..thanks..wil.." he gave me a sideways glance as he mumbled his thank you. I just gave him an all knowing nod.
I had to snap him out his daydream regularly, he was either hyper focused or hyper unfocused , no inbetween.So, this is the first one! I hope to write more when I get more inspiration. But again, I'm sorry for the horribly triggering story I wrote. It was disrespectful to victims and Mark as these are his characters.
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Once More (( Darkstache))
FanfictionThis follows the eventual get together of the two characters Darkiplier and Wilford warfstache. Both ,in this story, are heavily influenced by headcannons so if they act differently from the cannon I'm sorry!