𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲'𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲

four

taehyung stared at the clock, counting down the minutes until he was free to leave the very place he hated most. coming in second place after his dads house.

7th period seemed to go by the slowest compared to the rest of the classes. probably being that it's the last class of the day and everybody is super anxious to get out.
but, it also could be due to the fact that jeon fucking jeonguk had been staring, winking, smirking, and licking his lips the entire hour which was definitely a huge distraction. the room around taehyung suddenly got really fucking hot. but it was summer, so it made sense. right?

and just as the boy was about to lose his mind, the bell rang, saving him. so with a loud, dramatic sigh, taehyung picked up his stuff and left his history class.

•••

"bruh this shouldn't even be an argument. we all know that ditto is elite."

"uhm no? that jiggly puff mf is clearly the superior pokémon."

taehyung and jimin always rode the bus together, monday through friday. every week. they were the last stop too so it gave them a lot of time to talk, listen to music, and get a little homework done. well, almost. they say they're gonna utilize this time to get some work done, but they never do. but can you really blame em?

"i see you lack taste."

"taehyung shut the fuck up you think pickles are good."

"they are!"

"it's not. but besides your wrong opinions, there's a party at jackson's house on friday. and i know he's a pile of shit but like everyone we know is going. yoongi, hoseok, joon, jin, and even your little boyfriend. we should go!"

"the only correct opinion i've heard from you today was about jackson. and you're lucky i wanted to go to this before you mentioned it. but i better not see jackson himself."

"you won't. his house is massive and he has like half the school going so it won't be an issue. plus, you know we made it a goal this year to hit every party so there's really no reason not to."

"i could think of a few. but those don't matter. it's not like we have anytime better to do."

"see? that's the spirit!"

"is it though?"

"kinda. but either way, i'll take it."

the bus stopped at jin's house, and the two boys hopped off.

"jinnie, we're home!"

"heyoo. i've got some ramen on the stove if you guys are hungry."

jin always got home earlier being that, again, he was an upperclassman and got let out before the younger boys.

jimin heard this and went into the kitchen to scoop up some ramen and taehyung tossed his school bag next to the couch before taking a seat. he pulled out his phone and started scrolling through a bunch of shit posts on instagram before receiving a notification in which he opened.

dickhead
hey :)

taehyung
bruh don't you have some sort of football practice to attend to
that's what breeders do right?

dickhead
LMAOOO BREEDERS
bold of you to assume i'm straight
kinda offended ngl

taehyung
good :)
you should be
but what you're telling me is, you're not straight?
i find that hard to believe

dickhead
def not straight
for you, that is ;)

taehyung
go fuck yourself ❤️
i've literally seen you with every female in our school
with your tongue down their throat, straggot❤️

dickhead
dang, you caught me

taehyung
im aware
so did you just come to waste my time or-

dickhead
feisty, i like it ;)
i came to ask if you were going to jackson's party friday

taehyung
yuh disregarding the fact he's a dick
im assuming you'll be there too?

dickhead
yes, i'll be there

taehyung
how unfortunate for me❤️

dickhead
aw you know you love me

taehyung
who told you that❤️

dickhead
ouch, my ego is #bruised :(

taehyung
oh please. you're nothing short of a narcissist

dickhead
can't argue with that❤️

taehyung
yeah i know❤️

dickhead
hah, you're cute. i'll talk to you later princess

taehyung
call me princess again i'll knock your teeth out❤️

dickhead
sounds good, princess

taehyung shut his phone off and smiled. god, as much as he hated the way jeonguk was gonna play him, he sure loved the way he made his heart rate increase.

(a/n this chapter was bad and kinda short so i apologize kahsksjs 👁👁)

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