South Park RP

Headcanons

Before we begin a roleplay, you can tell me how you want me to play a character. If you don't tell me how you want me to play them, then I'll play them as my headcanons.

Headcanons

The Main Four-

Eric Cartman:
Dickhead. What else is there to say about him. He's either your bully, or your friend that takes the mick out of you. Of the four main boys, Cartman hasn't changed at all. Taller, wider, slobbier, perhaps; still just the same bigoted boy he once was. Looking at him, coming from his baby faced self, you wouldn't expect the filth to come out of his mouth that does. If you had to pinpoint who was most likely to get in trouble, it would probably be Cartman, just for the sheer amount he runs his mouth. So how on earth does he seem to get out of it so often?

Stan Marsh:
The years were definitely not kind to Stan. Dipping in and out of depression constantly caused him to turn to the bottle. Unfortunately, Stan is not a particularly good alcoholic either, often getting aggressive; or fully violent. When he's not drinking, he's cold and sarcastic, like he's analysing and scrutinising you for everything that you do. His on-again off-again relationship with Wendy Testaburger sure doesn't do any wonders for him. Stan could probably rank of the second most attractive of the boys in the years, seconding only to Craig, but unfortunately; his naturally attractive looks are compromised by his inability to stay sober.

Kyle Broflovski:
Ask damn near anyone and they'll let you know Kyle is the resident smartass. He seems to have a comeback for near enough anything, and is very much wise beyond his years. It really seems he feels the need to skip teenhood, acting more like an adult that a carefree teenage boy. If anything, he just really needs to loosen up! On the average height range, Kyle never seemed to quite catch up. Proportionally speaking, his body looks too thin for his height, causing him to look somewhat weak and scrawny. But don't let that fool you, he'll give you a real lecture. That said, he comes across as the parent of his group, trying his best to snap everyone else out of their negative acts.

Kenny McCormick:
Whilst described as a funny prankster by some, others would more pinpoint as a sex obsessed freak. From sneaking his phone into class to watch porn under the desk, to keeping a tally of which girls he's been with; the sweet kid that once sat under the orange parka seems dead (pun intended). He never seemed to grow physically to his full potential, always having a breath of youth and innocence in his looks, but something about his grin and the sparkle in his eyes can't help but make people like him.

Craig's Gang-

Craig Tucker:
Of all the boys, it can be argued that Craig changed the most, physically speaking at least. Growing way beyond the height of most the other boys, and picking up smoking as an unhealthy habit; Craig seems to be an absolute magnet for girls within. Despite everything, he's stayed loyal to Tweek, and doesn't seem to plan on changing that, seeming completely unphased and blasé when hit on by other people. His chill and nonchalant attitude hasn't left him, with Craig ALWAYS seeming completely uninterested regardless of the situation.

Clyde Donovan:
Clyde Donovan, your typical American coming of age film jock. From football to basketball, his skill seems to have grown drastically over the years. Arguably fairly plain look wise, Clyde seems to have excelled gracefully in other areas. People know him to be a bit of a douchebag. But he's harbouring a deep secret. Will it ever come out?

Token Black:
Over time, Token came to accept his privilege. Yeah, he's rich, and what are you going to do about it? From taking his group of friends out on flashy trips, to coming into school in a full suit and tie each day, Token seems to have abandoned the need to fit in so comfortably with the lesser folks. The tallest of the main kids, he seems to have his fancy posh life set out for him.

Tweek Tweak:
Poor Tweek. If it wasn't for Craig constantly protecting him, he would easily be the school punching bag. It's just far too easy to make fun of him, tease him, and upset him, and quite fun to do too. But if you do, you'll be answering to his boyfriend which is guaranteed a bad time. People wonder why the pair are together. After all, Craig could do so much better than he wimpy, twitchy coward that is Tweek, right?

Jimmy Valmer:
Jimmy is a one of a kind gem. He's remained incredibly sweet and loyal, determined to make sure everybody feels involved and cared for. Honestly, there's not a bad thing to say about him. He still struggles awfully with his stutter, it often being somewhat of a liability in terms of what he's saying to others and for others. Genuinely though, he's just the sweetest thing.

The Girls-

Wendy Testaburger:
Wendy is a messy snake. Between her on off relationship with Stan and tendency to want to be the boss, she simply isn't likeable. Wendy tends to social hop a lot, friends with people one moment and calling them ratchet to fit into another group the next. Deep down, is there a hurting girl desperate to fit in, or is that icy cold exterior all there is to her?

Heidi Turner:
Heidi never seemed to get over the intense emotional trauma that comes with dating Eric Cartman himself. She's become recluse and quiet, quick to make anxious and extremely untrusting of people around her. She avoids all four of the boys as best she possibly can and has since vowed never to date again. Heidi oh Heidi. Can anything bring her out of her shell and back to the bubbly girl she once was?

Red:
Red. Wonder why that nickname stuck? Everyone thinks she's in her time of the month all the time. Ha! Get it? In all seriousness, Red is just so upset all the time. Lighten up! She doesn't seem to ever be happy, is distant and completely uninterested in the world around her. People say she practices witchcraft. Or summons ghosts to speak two. One of the two, nobody can seem to pick a story.

Nichole Daniels:
Nichole is sweet, that much is certain. But she's oddly quiet. Not in a dark and brooding and depressing way, just more in a sort of overshadowed quiet speaker type of way. Still, her influence is massive, mainly due to her relationship with Token, which means Nichole is able to hop into almost any group of people and mix well, as they all know who she is.

Bebe Stevens:
It was bound to happen, everyone said. Bebe can only be described in one way. *cough* slut *cough*. No one quite knows what happened in Bebe's life to cause her to end up this way. When she's not spending her time bragging about which boy the class she's managed to sleep with, she seems absolutely glued to her phone, texting whoever knows how many guys at once. She's grown to be pretty, in a fake type of way. Rumour has it Mrs Stevens let Bebe get plenty of plastic surgery, enhancing her almost Barbie like look.

Lola: WIP
Annie Knitts: WIP
Nelly: WIP
Jenny Simons: WIP

Other Classmates-
Butters Stotch:
It's easy to see who's grown and matured over the years and Butters simply hasn't. It seems the boy just doesn't seem to know what a backbone is. Still incredibly naïve and arguably too innocent, Butters just doesn't seem all there. And, has the kid heard of a hairbrush?!

Timmy Burch:
Timmy's general lexical has vastly improved in the years. Still confined to his wheelchair, his vocabulary has at least evolved past just his name, allowing him to speak short sentences too. Quite honestly, he's forgettable.