Me: *showing my friends random memes on my phone*
My bestie: are you ok?
*me literally wheezing and almost falling off my seat*: No! I am mentally unstable!
*cue her rolling her eyes and saying*: calm down child.
Me: 😂😂
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Did you know that Paparazzi means 'buzzing mosquito'?
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Koalas sleep for around 20 hours a day.
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The hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe.
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The 100 folds in a chefs hat represents 100 ways to cook an egg.
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The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
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M&M stands for Mars and Murrie.
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You can hear a whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away.
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Elvis won 3 Grammys.
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Coca-Cola was the first soft drink in space.
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About 700 grapes go into one bottle of wine.
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Fear of the number 13 is called Triskaidekaphobia.
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Baby sea otters can't swim.
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If Facebook was a country, it would have 1 billion more people than China.
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The first computer was invented in the 1940s.
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Space smells like seared steak.
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''E'' is the most common letter. It appears in 11 percent of all English words.
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I can play three instruments; trumpet, violin and piano.
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Facts about me!
1) I'm a single pringle and I'm heterosexual.
2) My middle name is 'Rose'.
3) I am 161cm tall.
4) My eyes are green.
5) My biggest fear is small spaces (claustrophobia).
6) I am Christian.
7) I love memes.
8) I am my friendship groups mum.
9) I have a cat and two dogs.
10) I have a big extended family (cousins, aunts, uncles, etc.)
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Enjoy my insane mind.😃😆