TodoBaku One Shots

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Shoto, kisses Katsuki on the lips harshly:

Shoto: How was that?~

Katsuki, redder than Eijirou's hair: Terrible, try again.

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Katsuki: If you're happy and maintain a healthy lifestyle, clap your hands!

Class 1-A:

Katsuki, putting his hands on his hips and putting out his bottom lip: Ok, now I'm disappointed in all of us.

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Waiter: What do you want?

Shoto: For my husband to act like an adult.

Waiter, sweating: I- I mean from the menu.

Katsuki throwing his up in the air: Dinosaur chicken nuggets!

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Katsuki: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Aizawa: Weren't you with Todoroki?

Shoto: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Shigaraki: I've brought you here to play the deadliest game-

Katsuki: KNIFE MONOPOLY!

Shigaraki:

Shigaraki: I was actually going to train you to become a villain but now I'm more interested in this "Knife Monopoly".

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Endeavor: You two weren't that bad in training today.

Katsuki: Thank you sir!

Endeavor: Don't call me sir.

Shoto: Ok ma'am.

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Katsuki: Stay away from Deku.

Shigaraki: Oh? You're so short. What're you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

Later that day...

Toga: Why's Shiggy crying?

Dabi, taking a sip of his water: Small boom boom kid kicked him really hard in the ankle.

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Katsuki: I panic when people compliment me.

Katsuki: Like, what am I ment to say??

Later That Day...

Shoto: Good job in training today Bakugou.

Katsuki, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Katsuki, on the phone: Shigaraki, remember that time you told me Santa wasn't real?

Katsuki: Well jokes on you, I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here.

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Aizawa: I would love it if you would all stop breaking the law.

Katsuki: Listen, we're a family, but just to be clear, *points at Shoto, Tenya and Izuku* they're the ones who did it.

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Kurogiri: Where are you going?

Katsuki: To get ice cream!

Toga: To commit murder!

Dabi: We'll decide when we get there.

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Shigaraki: You better have a good explanation for this.

Eijirou: Actually, we have three!

Katsuki: Pick your favorite!!

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Katsuki: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby.

Shoto: What baby?!

Katsuki, putting out his bottom lip: Me.

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Shoto: You're so short, what can you see down there?

Katsuki: Everyone's IQ.

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Endeavor: You're very mature for your age.

Katsuki: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Katsuki: Y'know, I never considered you a rival.

Shoto: I never considered you at all.

Katsuki: >:'0

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Midoriya: Hey! I didn't kill anyone today!

Katsuki: What do you want? A gold star?!

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Midoriya: DIE!

Katsuki: uno reverse card.

Midoriya: Did you just fucking say uno reverse card out loud?

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Shoto: I think it's nice that Bakugou feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.

Mina: He looks so peaceful.

Midoriya taking out a sharpie: And vulnerable.

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Katsuki: So what do you see when you look at me?

Midoriya: Well, actually it's a mixed feeling between I want to kiss you and I want to punch you.

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Midoriya: Don't correct me.

Katsuki + Shoto: Don't be wrong.

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Alrighty! That's enough for this! Remember, this is a TodoBaku book, so my request are open at the time! Another thing, in this universe the roles are switched for Izuku and Katsuki (If I remember correctly that's how they were supposed to act)! The photo isn't mine btw!

So, comment down a request! I'm always open up for more ideas!!

Thanks for reading!❤🧡

Don't forget to stay safe!🏳‍🌈❤