Funny Haha Times #4

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Denki: I CAN SEE EVERY EQUATION!!

Katsuki: YOU TOO?!

Class 1-A: Wtf??

Midoriya: What was plan A?

Katsuki, looking down: Don't fuck up.

Midoriya: And what was plan B?

Katsuki, looking to the side with his arms crossed: Don't fuck up plan A.

Midoriya, glaring while houses are on fire: And what did you do?

Katsuki: Fucked up plan A.

Midoriya, throwing his arms into the air: YOU FUCKED UP PLAN A!!

Aizawa: I'm quitting...

Shinsou existing:

Aizawa:

Aizawa: I want a raise.

Aizawa: Meet Shinsou Hitoshi.

Class 1-A:

Katsuki: You can't kidnap kids that are like you.

Aizawa: Oh? Would you like to loose money privileges?

Katsuki:

Katsuki: I'll stop talking now..

Aizawa: Ok back to what I was saying..

Shinsou: I'm scared..

Class 1-A, fighting villains:

Katsuki, not moving: Can- can I do something?

Aizawa, sunglasses and a lemonade: No.

Midoriya, sitting on the ground smoking: What about me?

Aizawa, sipping his drink: Nope.

All Might, slamming the doors to class 1-A open: AIZAWA!

Aizawa, half asleep and teaching: Fuck.

Shoto throwing his hands into the air: WHAT'D I SAY?! YOU DON'T LISTEN!

Aizawa: I KNOW DAMN IT!!

Before Every Mission;

Aizawa: Does anyone else have anything to say?

Katsuki: live fast, die young..caprisun.

Aizawa: Thank yo-

Class 1-A:

Enji: Wait-

Aizawa: you can be whatever you want.

Katsuki, Shoto & Midoriya: :)

Aizawa: No-

Them: I'm going to be a problem! :D

Aizawa: Shit.

Shoto: if I gave you 100 skittles and told you 3 of them would kill you, I think you'd avoid the skittles.

Katsuki: I think you're underestimating how much I want to die.

Midoriya: I think you're underestimating how much I like skittles.

Katsuki: Hey dad, I got my first period.

Aizawa: That's ridiculous Kat, boys don't have periods.

Katsuki: Oh yeah? Then whys my ass bleeding?

Aizawa, spits out coffee:

Eijirou on his phone: You know? It might be the Gerbil we put in there.

Aizawa: The fucking what?!

Aizawa: This assignment is easy, just write about your happiest memory.

Shoto: My what?

Aizawa: Midoriya was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Aizawa: and then he hit his head.

Enji: What is wrong with you?!

Dabi: Many, many things. And most of them is your fault!

Katsuki: Todoroki, I've been looking for you everywhere!

Shoto: Oh that's funny, I've been avoiding you everywhere.

Shoto: Jesus, it's so dark in here.

Katsuki: Don't worry, I got you. *stomps feet*

Katsuki's sketchers light up:

Midoriya & Shoto: -_-

Hello everyone!!

Why- why did I laugh writing this garbage. 😂

Noooowww, I need some ideas. :') Comment me some ideas please!!

Thanks for reading!❤

Remember! Stay safe!🏳‍🌈❤

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