(I used tagalog lang.)

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AT THE BEACH

Jisoo : What's up mga anak ni hudas! *Jisoo says while smiling widely*

Lisa : Kayo lang yon, anak ako ni velka

Seulgi : Okay lang at least may jowa. *says proudly*

Jisoo : May jowa naman sana kung hindi lang dahil don sa suzy, sino bayon? taena! *She hissed*

*3 girls walk in wearing a bikinis*
*ChuLiSeul watching the girls.*

Jisoo ; Wow dude! She got a fat ass!

Seulgi ; Ang payat ng legs!

Lisa ; Kinakabahan ako, parang may hindi magandang mangyayari. *Said while looking at the shadow in front of them*

(The sun is at their back so basically the shadow will see in front)

Irene ; You like the view?

Seulgi slowly turn her gaze at the back in horror.

Seulgi ; Ah-eh! *stutter*

Jisoo starting to walk nervously away without looking at her back but Rosè suddenly grab her hair

Rosè ; You little slut! I heard you say that we broke up! Tanginang to kumuha lang ako ng pagkain kinakain mona agad mga babae sa isip mo! Gutom ka girl?

*CHAESOO LEAVE THE PLACE*

Lisa sigh and smile trying to do her strategy

Lisa ; Babe! I see some dolphins there, do you want to feed them or do you want to be my food instead? *wink*

Jennie fake her smile and shook her head

Jennie : I want to cut your bangs instead *smiles*

Lisa : Ha.Ha. Nice joke mandueke! "Nervously says*

Jennie poker face

Jennie ; I've had been 3minutes away but here you are hunting bikini girls?! Do i have to be worried when i bring you at cubao?! Marami pa namang pokpok don, kung saan saan mo gusto pumasok eh! *roll her eyes*

Lisa ; Kiss mo muna ako!

Jennie ; Tanga! anong connect?!

Lisa ; Tayo connected since birth *smile charmly*

Jennie bit her cheeks inside trying to control her smile. She's blushing a little

Jennie ; Pangit mo. *This time she can't able to control her smile*

Lisa ; Ayiee kinilig gusto ng boxing. Bahahahaha

Jennie starts to walk away

Jennie ; Boxing mo ulo mo!

Lisa ; Kiss mo muna ako! *Smiles*

Jennie ; Eh! letche! manigas ka!

Jennie laugh and run while Lisa chasing her shouting to kiss her.

MEAN WHILE SEULRENE

Seulgi sees Lisa's strategy, smirk

Seulgi ; Babe, I see korean grill there, kung gusto mo kainin nalang kita. *wink*

Irene smirk angrily and smack seul head.

Irene ; Fuck you! Get out of my sight! *roll her eyes and leave*

Seulgi ; Damn dude! Bakit hindi nag work? *Mumble confusedly* *follow irene*

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Pangit ko mag sulat ng comedy pag tagalog, nagiging corny. BAHAHAHAHA goodevening, hindi na mauulit!

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