SkItS-

Gotham skit

Ok I'm gonna make this dumbass book that will unfortunately make it take longer to finish my gotham chapters but who gives a damn-

Jim~GEECEEPEEDEEYEE TOXIC YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!
Toxic(me)~what the fuck? Why am I under arrest????
Harvey~WE DONT FUCKING KNOW JIM JUST WANTED TO!!
Toxic~don't make me do it-
Jim~TOXIC I WILL SHOOT DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
Toxic~I'm thinking about it!
Harvey~oh god no PLEASE NO no, no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Toxic~yessssss Now Jimbo last chance let me go and I won't do it
Jim~I'm afraid we have to arrest you
Toxic~*frustrated groan* is it because I stole some things?
Jim~We-actually Yea that is part of the reason
Toxic~FUCKKKKKKK
Toxic~DUCK IT!!!!
My mom in the background~sometimes you just have to say goose!!
Toxic~wai- I mean you aren't wrong......
Everyone~*staring at me*
Toxic~WHAT!?!?!
Harvey~cuff yourself
Toxic~sounds good to me-
Jim and Harvey~just shut up
Toxic~*gasp* fucking rude but whatever

30 minutes later-

Selina~So....you told detective Gordon to arrest toxic? You do know that's basically a death wish?
Bruce~*shrug* she won't find out
Selina~Bruce She isn't an idiot
Bruce~not like she is gonna do anything she is probably gonna throw snails at me or something
Selina~well I mean probably and some other things
Alfred~WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU——

Somewhere under the nonexistent rainbow-

Penguin~well her first time to be arrested.....first time to go to Arkham
Riddler~to be fair she is.....insane
Penguin~also young-
Riddler~aNd A tHiEf—

This is shit I know I'm off!