pissing on my [gone secxual] [gone wrong]

the happening

i was bored so i went and walked for a short while until i got to my wife's house and i knocked on the door fully prepared to go back the 118km to my house. she opened the door and we both nodded. it was time.

i stepped into the building and took my magnum dong out of my pants. it's so big is a layer of the earth. it was heavy. but i managed.

"d-do u-u w-wan-nna h-have s-secx..? 😳" i asked rather idiotically, already knowing the answer. "ye 🥵" she answered and in a split second, i was pissing on her. just, you know, psssssssss.........psssssssssssssssssssss...........pspspspspspspsssssssssssss........."w-what are you d-doing? 😳" my wife asked me. "im claiming u as mine sh 💖" i answered shooting her w my love gun like??

imma go simp now bye 🤡🔫