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Cake babies

"Luukkeeyyyyy poooo"

"Cally boooooo"
I called out,
Where are they?

I walked up and down, up and down, UP AND FREAKING DOWN the small spaced corridor searching everywhere,

"Sshhhh tehehh"

"Shut up he'll kill you if he finds out"

"Luke"

"What?"

"U have a mighty fine butt lets make god babies"

"Nuuuuuuu"

A sticky luke sprang out of somewhere and landed face down on me,

"Owww what the hell!"

"NOOOOOO it wasn't my fault it was Calum's!"

I grabbed lukes waistband of his pizza covered boxers and yanked him back before he ran away,

"What have you been doing? Your naked. you have white stuff all over you. your together!"

Calum slowly stood up from the floor and scratched the back of his neck showing his dog boxers,
He opened his mouth to say something but luke hugged me tightly mumbling into my shirt,

"Calum gave me energy drinks, squirted cream and told me to get naked! I feel so abused!"

"Noooooo well yeahhhh but you agreed"Calum inserted in crossing his arms un-amused,

"true bu-......"

"SHUT UP"
they both froze an looked up at me, now I know why everyone calls them puppies.

"I was watching this video...."

"Porn"

"....It was full of talent and was amazing...."

"Gay porn"

"And well ashton got excited....."

"Banana porn?"

"Be quiet! I WAS WATCHING A VIDEO OF THIS GIRL WITH ASHTON....."

"definitely porn"

"SHE WAS SINGING AND PLAYING A SONG CALLED OVER AND OVER THAT SHE CREATED AND SHES SUPPOSED TO BE COMING OVER WHEN SHE DMS ASHTON BACK"
I breathed out my face god red from embarrassment and madness,

"ooooo"
Luke wiped the wipped cream of his body whilst calum had his mouth hung open,

"Soooo you ne-..."
I was interrupted by ashton slamming the door open,

"guys she has replied"