oikawa x kuroo

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Author: here's your folder.

Oikawa: you know we have never met before right?

Author: yeah but-

Kuroo: yeah, I don't even know him, so why do people ship us?

Author: well I honestly don't know, I guess some of the fandom thinks you guys would get along if you guys did meet.

Oikawa: well I guess we're meeting now, oikawa tooru  best setter in the world

Kuroo: I doubt that but I'm kuroo tetsurou

Oikawa: oh I like that name do you mind if I call you tetsu-chan?

Kuroo: I guess I don't care

Author: let's get back to the ratings how about that, you guys can properly meet each other after.

Oikawa: 0/10

Kuroo: that hurt

Oikawa: oh it's not you tetsu-chan it's just I like someone else

Author: that doesn't really have anything to do with this I'm basically asking if you guys met on different circumstances would you date each other

Kuroo: eh probably not he doesn't even have an ass 🚪

Oikawa: rude. I'm keeping my answer either way.

Author: I really don't know how these things will go down anymore

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Ratings:

Oikawa: 0/10

Kuroo: flat ass/10

Guys I need more ships to do please give me suggestions

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