Mah alarm clock waks me up, and I sighh. "Katey, breakfast is ready" ma mom screams. Why is she so meanz. I brush my shoulder long hair an sigh. My emerald orbs, flawless skin, and curves star bak at me from the mirror. Im so uglehhh. I eat ma cereal with a orange juice an warp out the door.
Mah best frend Brittany says"omg hary styles is so awesum". Suddenly, there's a big "VroOMmmMnUh". Hary styles pulls up in hes awesum motercycle. "Mine" he growls, and he snatched meh up! Heh kissed meh, and Brittany cried. Ah mah gosd I luv him ahhhh.
Then Katey, Brittany, and Harry died because all the stupid things around them caused a chemical reaction.
No, I did not assassinate them. They shall not be missed. Except for Harry, he was a relatively good guy. I just put him out of his misery, uh, wait, I said nothing.Again, I am not an assassin, I swear. No, don't dial 911, or I'll haunt your nightmares, er, I mean, um......
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hary styles luvs meh and hes a vampire AMG
HumorYo, Paro! I'm with you on this, so let the stupid fanfic commence! hi mah nam is katy an hary stylse luvs meh but he's a vampire badboy an I'm ugleh. OMG 1st fanfic don beh a haterz.
