"Alright, this might be the best project yet!" The rookie engineer at the Baby Alive factory said with his hand grabbing at a large sheet covering his secret project.
He pulls the sheet dramatically from his creation, revealing it to his colleague, Sara.
Todd unveils an full-scale adult Baby Alive doll he designed as his first project on the job.
"I call her, MONICA! It stands for Missus Only New Incredible Crap Adult (doll), but the doll part didn't fit in with the Monica part." Todd explained.
"That literally makes no sense," Sara remarked with no emotion.
"Okay, well, what do you think?" Todd asked, hoping for encouragement.
"It's just stupid, Todd. No one wants a giant piss baby," Sara admitted, trying not to hurt Todd's feeling but not really caring at the same time since he accidentally gave Sara's Baby Alive project beer once, which caused it to piss beer everywhere, which wasnt really a problem, except that he wasted the beer, but that beer was actually Sara's, and the prospect of seeing your last beer being digested and pissed out through a plastic baby is just so disturbing, so she ended up beating the daylights out of him with the empty beer bottle that he poured throught the fake baby.
"You really think this is garbage?" Todd asked, trying to understand if she was still bitter about the beer incident or if she really thought MONICA would never make it.
Oh, I figured out how to get back to it.
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Monica the Piss Baby
Fanfictionwhen a discarded human sized Baby Alive prototype is left for dead in a dumpster, a high school principal, desperate for unpaid labor, decides she would make the perfect 10th grade English teacher. Her life is completely changed, but she is afflicte...
