Story Pet Peeves

Hello, I'm very new on here. My name is Cristina. Yes, I'm new but I've been observing some of the stories on here and wow. I mean WOW. Some if these stories are just HORRIBLE. So I'm going to give you some examples.

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Let's see what these two stories have in common, shall we?

#1. [[OMFG haii. Mah named iz Lillybef. I am in luv wif dis vampur. Hiz named iz Grangie. He hot. Liek rellt HAWT. I luvv him. I liek short shirts an belly tops. NUH I mot a slutt. I haf sexxxx wif Grangie 17 timez!! OMFG brb I gotta go haf sexxxx wif Grangie rught nw! Baii!!]]

#2. [[Hi. I. Am. Dani. I. Liek did boi named Hydro. He hawt. Omfg I haf sex wif him liek evry dai. I liek him alut. Bai!!!!!!!]]

Alright, I'll give you a couple seconds to think about what's wrong with these examples........DONE!

If you were observant, you would see that both of these *cough* horrible *cough* stories have MAJOR spellcheck problems. And some people do it on purpose. It's SUPER annoying. Meanwhile, people tell them that their stories are BRILLIANT. So they keep on making more and more torturous stories. *groan* Okay, yeah I'm probably bitching right now but it's all true!!

Anyways, if you want me to continue with this story please comment! Thank you<3

-Cristina