The Chaos of 501st

If the Clones could Text

Dogma: Am I the only one who can hear Fives and Hardcase singing?

Rex: Wouldn't be surprised if the entire ship could hear them tbh

Echo: Yeah they're right next to my door

Tup: They're as tone-deaf as you, Echo

Echo: HEY

Y/N: I can hear them too

Ahsoka: Hey guys I can hear those two as well. I'm on the third kriffing floor.

Anakin: Alright who gave them sugar

Jesse: I did hee hee-

Rex: jESSE-

Jesse: I'm sorry I'm sorry! I thought it'd be funny, I only gave them two Skittles each...

Y/N: Any amount of sugar would have them jumping off the walls, lets face it

Hevy: I'm trying to kriffing sLEEP

Echo: TOO BAD

Ahsoka: -sigh-

Anakin: Does Slenderman have toes?

Y/N: ...

Ahsoka: ...

Echo: ...

Hevy: ... 

Tup: ...

Jesse: ...

Dogma: ...

Rex: ...

Cody: What in the name of all that is unholy is this

Rex: OI 501ST ONLY GET OUT

                                        -Cody has been kicked out-

Obi-Wan: Well that's just rude.

                                      -Obi-Wan has been kicked out- 

Echo: God will they ever stfu?

Dogma: Not in the next 48 hours

Y/N: Greaaaat.

Jesse: They're moving closer to me oh kriff

Hardcase: MY LONLINESSSS

Fives: IS KILLIN MEEEE

Rex: WHO TF ADDED THEM ONTO THE CHAT

Heavy: SOMEONE KICK THEM OUT PLEASE

Hardcase: AND I

Fives: BUT I MUST CONFESS

Ahsoka: HOW DO I KICK THEM OUT

Dogma: GAHHHHHHH

Jesse: MAKE IT STOPPPP

Anakin: ANSWER ME DOES SLENDERMAN HAVE FUCKING TOES

Ahsoka: LANGUAGE

                               -Fives has been kicked out-

                          -Hardcase has been kicked out-

                           -Anakin has been kicked out-

Jesse: Thank the kriffing lord

Ahsoka: That still doesn't solve those two singing

Kix: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP

Echo: Oh look who decided to join

Kix: I can't kiffing sleep with those two idiots singing

Rex: You just realized that?

Y/N: -sigh-

Kix: SHIT THEY'RE SINGING OLD TOWN ROAD NOW

Dogma: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Kix: Permission to stun, General l/n?

Y/N: Please do.

Kix: brb

                              *Kix stuns both of them*

Kix: Now the question is, do I just leave them in the middle of the hallway or drag them to their rooms?

Hevy: Just leave them there I can't wait to see their reactions when they wake up

Y/N: Well now that we have some peace and quiet I'm going to sleep

Echo: Same over here

Tup: Night guys

                         -Y/N has left the chat-

                        -Echo has left the chat-

                          -Tup has left the chat-

Dogma: Echo's going to be hella pissed when he finds out I stole his poptarts

Rex: And General Skywalker's going to kill me when he finds out I replace his shampoo with sand....