If the Clones Could Text, Pt. 2

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HEY GUYS! I DIDN'T FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH YAYYYYY! Shit, who cares, here's if the clones could text part 2! 

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Thursday, 4 AM

Echo: AIGHT WHO THE FRESH FUCK STOLE MY POPTARTS

Dogma: You've got to be shitting me

Y/N: What the hell are you doing awake at 4 in the kriffing morning?! People like to sleep ya know

Rex: How do you put this thing on silent help ;-;

Fives: I disabled the option mwahahahaha >:)

Kix: this is a load of bull this is a load of bull this is a load of bull

Hevy: -wheeze-

Tup: I'm about to delete this chat if y'all don't sHUT THE KRIFF UP AND GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

Jesse: That makes the two of us.

Ahsoka: EGGS BENEDICT

Anakin: YA BURNT PILE OF SPAGHETTI

Y/N: Who the kriff let General Skywalker and Commander Tano watch Afton shit

Hardcase: teehee-

Kix: I'm about to murder someone I swear to kriffing god-

Hardcase: Please don't murder me

Y/N: Might not be a bad idea

Anakin: My scalp is so itchy

Jesse: Itchy? Tf?

Anakin: Someone put sand in my shampoo

Rex: ...

Anakin: Rex you better lock your door and set your gun to stun cause I'm coming after you

Rex: I'm dead

Fives: I n d e e d

Echo: ANSWER ME WHO STOLE MY POPTARTS

Y/N: Not this again

Jesse: For god's sake Echo, if you're really that hungry there's a stash of them in the vent above the communications room

Echo: brb

Ahsoka: -sigh-

Ahsoka: Can I get a decent night's sleep for once?

Y/N: Yes actually I just realized

Jesse: What

Hardcase: Yeah what is it

Anakin: Please enlighten me

Y/N: If y'all don't shut up I can and will get General Kenobi use the force to get a spider to crawl across your face tonight.

Anakin: Goodnight folks

Jesse: See ya tomorrow

Hardcase: nope bye

Echo: Fuck this shit I'm out

Tup: Thank god

Dogma: Night guys 

Rex: Yay General Skywalker ins't going to kill me

Ahsoka: Yet

Rex: Annnnnd I'm going to sleep

Y/N: Mission accomplished. Gn everyone





Dogma: Why can't we leave?

Fives: I disabled that option too teehee-

Everyone but Fives: FIVES!!!!!!!



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