𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: ℍ𝕒𝕚𝕜𝕪𝕦𝕦 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕒 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜, 𝕞𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕜 𝕒𝕤𝕗
"WOMEN" IN POWER EVERYONE
Princess and the frog AU but in a place where boys wear dresses and are called princesses, frogs decide that you have to return the favor even if you didn't want it, queens that watch hell burn and a magical bork bork snarl doge who bites you and turns you into animals.
Oh, and Yamaguchi in a maid dress and fishnet tights because I'm horny
Summary:
"Ah. It fell."
"I'll pick it up if you take me home."
"No thank you."
"Here you go! Now take me home!"
"I didn't even-"
お姫様 (o hime sama): Princess
カエル (kaeru): Frog
"Tsukishima o hime sama!!!!!" The green-haired maid, Yamaguchi, ran towards the prince, his black dress and white apron swaying behind him. The dress was ridiculously short, showcasing the fishnet tights wrapping tightly around Yamaguchi's sexy thighs. Oh how people would want to carress them, to lick honey of them- but enough said.
Tsukishima turned around, pulling down his headphones, "Yamaguchi urusai. And why are we wearing dresses? Why am I o hime sama? I'm a boy!"
"Ask Hikari-san! This girl probably ate too much biscuits for her own good and is on a sugar rush."
"STICK TO THE FUCKING SCRIPT!" Ennoshita screamed in the background.
Tsukishima rolled his eyes, smoothing the violet-colored dress embroidered with silver silk, "Whatever, Yamaguchi, you can leave," as he turned on his 6-inch heels and walked to the pondside as he brushed off this strange black cat wHO JUST WON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE LIKE PLEASE STOP.
As he was walking pass the pond, an owl who was somehow awake in the morning, knocked his headphones off his head. The megane watched in a bored manner as the expensive device, etched with 24 carat diamonds sparkling as it fell into the pond in a plop.
"Ah, it fell." He tched, "Shame. I'll just ask Sugawara and Daichi for a new one."
The two other prince- I mean princesses, to follow this weird world's tradition- Kageyama Tobio and the visiting Kunimi Akira from the neighbouring Aoba Johsai Kingdom that was ruled by this flat, trashy yet handsome as fuck Queen Oikawa Tooru and daddy- mommy Queen Iwaizumi Hajime with them hot ass bara arms, looked over. Kunimi didn't seem amused, yet Kageyama gasped in shock.
"Tsukishima! How could you?"
"What. We can leave it alone. Makes a nice shine in the pond anyways, DICKtator."
Kageyama groaned, and dragging Kunimi by the hand, they turned around and left.
The usually observant Tsukishima was too occupied thinking up that snarky and sarcastic dialogue he missed a small thing to tease the two with at least until their marriage..
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FanfictionJust a sip of oneshots to paint your day with the colours of Haikyuu. There will be angst, fluff, self harm, lots of different things, so I will throw in trigger warnings. I will continue updating even after Haikyuu ends dun worry WARNING: RAREPAIR...