☆☆9th Bits☆☆
♛➸♛➸ SIXTH NIGHT of Jungkook's Departure ♛➸♛➸
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From: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:14 PM - Wanna see something mind-blowing?
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To: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:14 PM - No.
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From: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:15 PM - I will still show you.
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From: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:15 PM - I'm peeing. Wanna see my dick?
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To: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:16 PM - And see something tiny and premature?
No thanks.
I've seen enough sardine-looking ones to know already.=========================
Jimin felt a little proud of himself.Although his cockiness was only short-lived.
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From: "My Hubby ❣️"
9:16 PM - Now I'm taking a dump.
Will you consider my dick big if it's bigger than my poop?
I could send you a picture so you could compare them.
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Jimin regrets being alive.
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