Did You Know Suicide is a Sin? -Hazbin Hotel x BNHA-

Zuku? IS THAT YOU!?

3rd POV

Velvet was sitting with Vox and Valentino waiting for the other overlords to come. They were around the large wooden table, all sitting on different sides. Vox known as the TV demon, the rival of Alastor the Radio Demon. Both disliking each other as they both had different views on technology. Alastor disliking any new as he died during the 1930s while Vox embraces it. Velvet gets along well with Vox as well as Valentino since they liked being trendy and keeping up with the times. Valentino owned all the inappropriate studios in hell and used to date Vox before a breakup, still good friends though. Rosie couldn't make it as business at her place was going wild and she had to stay and deal with it.

"Say cheese!" stated Velvet as took a selfie with Vox and Valentino.

"Ugh can you stop that for a while? Do you need to capture every second of your un-dead life?" Valentino states.

"Calm down Val, we just have to wait until Alastor and that new Overlord comes."

Lucifer invited them to talk about something. They also were going to view the newest Overlord. They were the only ones called as they were some of the most powerful demons.

"What do you think the new overlord will be like?" Valentino asks.

"I hope they are trendy and fun!" Velvet states texting on her Hell Phone. "I heard they are the ones who supply our phone wifi and services!"

"Really? I wonder-" Vox was cut short as the door was swung open to reveal Alastor was walking in to attend the meeting.

"Ah I see you all are here except for one! How are you all?" Alastor asks while taking a seat on the opposite side.

"Whatever." Valentino dismissed.

"Hey TV killed the Radio." Vox cursed under his breath, not wanting to be here. 

"What was that you oversize phone screen? Want me to shatter your sorry face?" Alastor bites back trying to keep calm.

"What? Still salty I was able to eat McDonald's? Or better yet you still don't understand UwU or OwO?" Vox bites back aswell as Valentino and Velvet watch in amussment.

The door swung open. "Well you little piece of-" Alastor was about to snap before he was hit in the head by someone in the shadows. 

"Really Al?" Spoke the person. There stood a angel with wings????!!! Valentino and Vox was about to attack only to realize, it wasn't a angel. It was a demon? 

"Ah hello Deku! How are you?"

"Shut up if it wasn't for me, this building would've blown up, Love~!" The Demon was now shown in full light. Velvet dropped her phone. Valentino stared in complete shock. And Vox looked in complete amazment. Deku wore a black crop-top that cuts off right at the chest showing the stomach. The crop-top had Daddy's Favorite written in white on the crop-top. He also wore tight fitting booty shorts with half white and half black and golden accents. Wearing laced up high-heel boots, that were a midnight black. He wore the same LED masks that the exterminators wear, the smile being more exaggerated, covering his face. He also had a clean white leather jacket with the angel's wings stitched onto it. His horns a swamp green along with his hair having lime green highlights.  His ears with multiple percings on the navel and ears. He was also smoking a cigar which produced green smoke. "I see you are getting into pointless fights again" states Deku as he pulls out his Hell Phone.

"Ahem! It was not my fau-" states Alastor, but before he can finish, his foot was stomped on.

"Don't even try, anyways, Love did you eat?"

"Yeah, he didn't eat Mcdonald's" muttered Vox, who thought no one can hear him. Oh Deku did hear him. "Aren't you that TV Demon Love?" stated Deku.

"Yes I am! Finally found a friend who knows respect Alastor?"

"A TV? Who uses TV now and days Love?~ After all~ Phones and the internet is somewhat killing them aren't they~?"

Vox looked somewhat pissed off. "That is not true at all!"

"~~Well, I mean~ They are somewhat dying off. After all news and other channels are moving to use phones instead~ Im being called the Phone Demon after love~"

"YOU-"

"Calm down Love~," Deku stops Vox before he can explode. Alastor about to laugh. 

"Atleast the radio is already dead."

"Well I mean love~ Al here is letting me use his stations to actually stream and allows me to give out Wifi and internet. Love~ If it wasn't for Al here, I wouldn't be able to give Lilith and Velvet there their internet~"

"Ugh I knew you both were going to be bastards." Vox stated as he sits down. Ticked off. Within a few seconds, Deku is sitting on his lap.

"Calm down love~ after all I want to help you. You see as the world moves further and further technology gets better and better. In the mortal world, there is something called streaming and casting, Love~" Deku snuggling to Vox, Valentino staring in intrest.

"Ugh, I have enough channels as it is."

"Name some the shows or rather channels loves~." Deku states snuggling closer to Vox.

"Keeping up the Todorokis is a favorite of mine." States Valentino who is watching this in intrest.

"Yeah! Also Crack 1-A and League of Demons? is some of my favorite." Velvet adds.

"Well loves, Im the person who produces those shows. Now, can you hear my deal?" Deku getting up and moving onto Valentino's lap.

"Go on~" Valentino states putting his hand on his thigh.

"Well, Vox, Im willing to install streams and casting towards your TVs! Not only that but make apps for your TVs! All I ask love~ was that you and Al get along for business sake." Valentino moving his hand further up his thigh. "Calm down Val~Love~ I don't do that in public~" states Deku as he kisses his lips pushing away his hand.

"I will never get along with that b-" Deku jumps and smacks him in the head.

"We can talk about this later loves~" Deku putting his hand sitting on his chair finally, his chest seductively looking at Valentino and Vox.

Right then and there Lucifer and Lilith walks in. "Ah hello everyone. Before we start Deku?"

"Ah yes~ Im Deku, the phone demon, green oni, whatever you call me loves~ I run the phone lines and willing to make business with any of you~" Deku sexually stating. "Now Apple Daddy~ shall we begin?" 

"First dont ever call me that again.(Lilith giggling in the background) Second your er... mask?"

"Okay fine~" Deku removing his mask, revealing his face. Deku, due to being close to a human, looked like a cute sexy boy, who licked his lips.

Val nearly fainted there.

"Let's start the REAL meeting loves~"

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Sorry for the mistakes, just tell me the mistakes or confusion and I will answer it. In a few chapters Im making a Q and A. Anways stay tuned for the next chapter!

-TeaCent

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