A Normal day in Hell

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Yes I changed the name of the story, please dont hurt me

This story is kinda innappripate so WARNING!

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(This part takes place after Training Arc)

In the depth of the Underworld or what people call hell, very few people know who Midoriya Izuku is. They only know Deku or rather known as the The Green Oni, the infamous buisness patner to one of the most dangerous and destructive demon of all time, Alastor the Radio Demon. Those who wished to be alive chose to never ever come in contact with the two, but their goods where a completely other story.

Similar to Alastor, Deku loved toying with people. He was the one who usually did the buisness in the partnership, dealing with their drug rings, gun supplies, and occasional raids in the mortal world. Worst part is that Alastor made Deku pay the taxes, but he liked how it brought some form of Hummanity to his life. Currently Deku was walking to the Hazbin Hotel, One of the few places in Hell that feels like home. While walking down there, he loves taking a stoll and loves the faces of people passing by, he watches the stores that he saw when he first came here and realized that now those were much more normal to him now. Izuku also had to learn English, to speak, understand, and read it, in order to commuincate with other people down here.

Izuku POV

Ugh those mother****s are so annoying. I was dealing with a group of fools who wanted tried to threaten me into helping them. Lets just say, they don't have the balls to fight me anymore. Ugh thats another what? 10 tally marks on my name now? Charlie has been really hacking at me and Alastor lately and isn't pleased about us fighting or killing anyone. She says "We are helping demons! Not hurting them!" but eh shes who she is. If we kill anyone we get a X mark. To many X marks and ughhh another lecture of how we were to "irresponsible". Surprised Alastor hasn't lashed out, but she is the devil's daughter. I finally made it to the hotel and walked in. I walk over to husk and order one my favorite drink called, White Russian.

"How's business doing? I heard you got some winnings from gambling."

Husk looked at me and said, "yeah won a few hundreds while playing Texas Poker down at the Casino I used to be in before I was teleported to this place. Godamn Alastor."

"You still salty about the eh? Anyways I best be going now, can't have the ladies waiting now can I?" I stated after finishing my drink. I ordered some Whiskey and waved off Husk as I made my way to the workers Lounge. I walk in to see Angel Dust playing pool. While tried playing pool. Angel Dust was constantly flirting with Alastor while Alastor tried his best to not looked dead on the outside. I see Vaggie and Charlie sitting down watching Keeping Up with the Todorokis. Just like in the mortal plane, we have our own shows. Keeping Up with the Todorokis is a production line that I started after witnessing the possible drama that could be very entertaining.

:Welcome to today's episode, today we see a yandere Shoto, a unaware Natsuo, a Concerned Fuyumi, a Wronged Rei, a Disappered Touya and everyone's most hated bastard Enji! This is Keeping Up witht he Todorokis!"

"You guys really like this show eh?" I question both of them.?"

"Well yeah, its pretty good. Still don't know HOW Enji can be a hero. I can't wait until Dabi reveals he's a Todoroki!" Charlie states to me. The first half in a scary voice.

"I know right? I hope he gets properly whooped!" Vaggie states to me and Charlie.

"Well I mean, I am in this show, of course nobody knows, but you get used to the talking about you. I can't wait Enji to burn in the deepest pits of hell itself!" I stated tiredly.

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