•| If you don't know something?
Google it!
If you don't know someone?
Facebook it!
If you don't find something?
Mum!...
•| Chocolate doesn't asks silly questions. Chocolate understands!
•| Be yourself, except you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn!
•| In school: 1+1=2
At home: 788-542=246
At the test: With two sheep flying, one yellow, the other header right, how much does a pound of asphalt coast, given, that the cow is 10 year old?
•| If I can't find something and my mum searches for it, then it magically appears. "Mum, I can't find Harry Styles..."
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De TodoIch werde hier ein paar lustige Sprüche schreiben, die man als Status verwenden kann! Auf jeden Fall Spaßfaktor angesagt... Ich würde mich über Rückmeldung freuen, wenn euch ein Spruch besonders gefallen hat! -Slow Updates-
