This will have Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, and Virgo. No offense to Tauruses! (Is that how you say it?)
Taurus ♉️:
I don't know. I would have been a lot better off if I'd studied more when I
was growing up, y'know. But you know where it all went wrong was the day they
started the spelling bee. Because up until that day I was an idiot but nobody
else knew. When the spelling bee day popped up...
China 🇨🇳: Alright, kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation.
Taurus ♉️: Spell a word wrong-sit down in front of your friends. That's great for little egos. "Hey, look at me. I'm a moron. I wasn't even close. I was usin' numbers
and stuff."
That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit
down. He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.
China 🇨🇳: First Round.
Philippines 🇵🇭: Cat, K-A-T, I'm outta here.
Taurus ♉️: Then as he passed you
Philippines 🇵🇭: Ha! I know
there's 2 T's.
*Cancer and Virgo dying of laughter in the background*
Taurus ♉️: I remember what my teacher asked me,
China 🇨🇳: Taurus, what's the 'i' before 'e' rule?
Taurus ♉️: Um... i before e ... ALWAYS!
*Cancer and Virgo has died. Scorpio actually grinned.*
China 🇨🇳: What are you, an idiot, Taurus?
Taurus ♉️: Apparently.
China sighs.
China 🇨🇳: No, Taurus, it's;
'i' before 'e' except after 'c' and when sounding like 'a' as in neighbor and weigh and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
Taurus ♉️: That's a hard rule. That's a rough rule.
Plurals were hard, too.
China 🇨🇳: Taurus, how do you make a word a plural?
Taurus ♉️: You put a 's'...put a 's' at the end of it.
China 🇨🇳: When?
Taurus ♉️: On weekends and holidays!
China 🇨🇳: No, Taurus. Let me show you.
Taurus ♉️: So she asked this kid who knew everything. Singapore.
China 🇨🇳: Singapore, what's the plural for ox?
Singapore 🇸🇬: Ox. Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.
China 🇨🇳 : Taurus?
Taurus ♉️: What?
China 🇨🇳: Taurus, what's the plural for box?
Taurus ♉️: Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts / donuts.
*Scorpio is actually dying of laughter*
China 🇨🇳: No, Taurus, no. Let's try another one. Singapore, what's the plural for goose?
Singapore 🇸🇬: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.
China 🇨🇳: Taurus?
Taurus ♉️: *Weird Laughing* Wha-a-at?
China: What a plural for moose?
*sighs*
Taurus ♉️: Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods...in the wood-es...in the woodsen. The meese want the food in the woodesen...food is the eatenesen...the meese want the food in the woodesenes...food
in the woodesenes.
China 🇨🇳 : Taurus. Taurus! Your a imbecile.
Taurus ♉️: Imbecilen!
China 🇨🇳: What? Are you speaking German, Taurus?
Taurus ♉️: German... Germaine... Germaine... Jackson... Jackson 5... Tito!
*Confused Scorpio noises*
China 🇨🇳: Taurus, what the hell are you talking about?
Taurus ♉️: I don't know. I don't know, really.
Scorpio ♏️: *sighs* 'Aight imma head out. *grabs Cancer and Virgo and head out the door*
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