Why are you reading this shit?
Do you want poems?
Good poems?
If you're looking for some good poetry
might I suggest Bukowski?
Or Shakespear?
Or Neruda?
They're the real deal
Top tier!
Meanwhile this one...
Isn't.
Just skip this one mate
Forget you ever read it
Find another book
Sorry for wasting your time
See ya! Ciao! Bye!
Oh shit...
You're still here?
Um
Ok.
Read on then
But grab a bucket. Just in case
