Mumbai, 4.30 AM
Falling in love make you do all the crazy thing, which normally you haven't.....
Rajveer Naina are two names but one soul..in these years of togetherness they set an example for everyone who dare to fall in love...if they fight, they know how to accept their flaws and also how to accept the other one with their flaws...
Naina is incomplete without Rajveer..so the other one...without Naina Rajveer is that blind person in a mid road without a stick...he need her for his toothbrush also...Naina works as a tranquiliser in his life...
On one such fine day..Naina was at base..she was on night duty..on the verge of completing meeting with her team mates when her cabin's land phone started ringing in its shrill voice..she without thinking anything switched on the speaker and before she could utter a word..she heard a voice which not only shocked her but made her red to...its a call from Rajveer...
Rajveer without any hi hello started saying....
Rajveer- nainaaaa...mujhe meri laal chaddi nhi mil rhi hai...meri wo favourite superman chaddi..you know na usko chod k mai jogging krne nhi jaata..oyee ek sec ek sec kahi tumne toh nhi pehn li..mujhe itna hi miss kr rhi thi toh ghar pe hi ruk jana tha na jaan...meri chaddi kyu leke chali gyi tum..ab kya pehnunga mai..upar se agr kuch aur pehna ke chala gya aur superman agar naraz hogya toh???tab kya karunga mai???bolo na Naina....tumne kyu meri chaddi pehn li
Naina who was in meeting looked at her team mates who were trying their best not to laugh but she can read their faces..immediately cut the call..and then called him back to say..
Naina- are u mad???? mai apki chadi kyu pehungi.....dont u have brains.....maine aapki koi chaddi nhi dekhi......or na hi pehni hai i have my own one....jaiyee jake cupboard me hi dekhiye ache se whi khi hogi or agr na bhi mili to lal chaddi k bina mar nhi jaoge..kuch aur pehn lo mai meeting me hu...dont call me now....
Rajveer- mharo laal chaddi....naa mili toh aai sapath laal chinti chod dega apun tere pe...phir dance krna khali bali hogayaa hai dil pe...aapun ka para ting ting karke chading...para chading gussa aaying..gussa aaying..seeti bajing..seeti bajing toh mharo chaati dhadke hai baayi aankh phadke hai..naina tum to giyo...mharo laal chaddiii...
But before he could utter any bakwas Naina cut the call...
She silently prayed her almighty and resumed her work..but again her phone rang she thought this wont be Rajveer and did the same mistake again but this time it was more shocking....
Rajveer- naina..acha suno suno meri bat suno phone mat katnaa puri bat sune bina laal naa pehn ke green sinchan wla mila hai par meri blue pikachu chaddi kha gyi.....uske bina mai ofice nhi jane wala..mera pikachuuuuuuu....tum to janti ho na whi chadi pehn ke mai office jata hu.....ab wo bhi nhi mil rhi yeh sala meri chadi leke kon jaa rha hai.... pata krna padega ki yeh chadi chor hai kon????
With this he started screaming and Naina cut the call, excused herself and called him back
Naina- rajveer maine aapko mana kiya tha na call karne..mai konsi janmo k liye yha rehne wali hu..adhe ghante me ghar hi to aa rhi na mai....jab tak mai ghar na aau agr tab tak call aaya pikachu superman sinchan k saath tumhe bhi ghar se bahar phekungi....is that clear???
Rajveer- clear..i will remain shhhh..keeping fingers on my sesky (sexy ko rajveer apne hisab se sesky kehta hai )lips..par mai aaj to tumhare CO ko complaint karke hi chodunga...ek mast handsome badan wale married insaan ki biwi ko roz night duty deta hai...meri jawani to sukh k sukha khajoor ban gyi hai...hormones mere ghar ka address bhul gye hai...upar se chize nhi milti...khana nhi milta..or meri morning kiss bhi nhi milti...mai maasum sa abla purush kya kya saahu...naina mai bol rha hu...i will complaint your CO...
