Welcome to RBSLC! It stands for Refrigerator Boxes, Sunglasses, and Lizard Carcass. These are the three things I sell. Only those things. Those are the only 3 things that anyone needs in life. Not only that, my store is in the middle of a wildflower garden! In Florida, that's the middle of nowhere! But it's good for allergies! I think. As long as you don't touch certain flowers, you won't die. And you won't die! Why? If you buy a refrigerator box then you can have shelter during the zombie apocalypse. Plus you can use the sunglasses to shade your eyes from the crack of light from the refrigerator box for the zombie apocalypse. You can also use the sunglasses as a comb for when you resort to living in your box for the rest of your life because the zombies took over the world. The lizard carcasses can be used as food when you are in your, hopefully, comfortable refrigerator box. You can peak out once and a while to get wildflowers to eat with the lizard for some variety. You might wanna buy some condiments to give that lizard carcass a little flavor. If the refrigerator box is big enough then maybe you can take matches with you and make a fire to cook the lizards. Make it a meal! And in bonus, if you buy in the next 5 days before the zombie apocalypse, you can get an empty refrigerator box for free! With a 90% discount! You can also get our exclusive McDonald's salt and pepper packet. So come to my outside department store, and everything is needed for the zombie apocalypse. RBSLC: where dreams don't come true and nightmares are real.
McDonald's is actually our worst enemy. Ronald McDonald was tortured in this commercial.
-Sammy Lyling
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The Wonderful Story of the Lyling Family
FantasyThis book is about the many adventures of the Lyling Family and how they've lived their lives. Their stories are short but will be told in first person. A little bit of background about this family, they like to write their stories in one diary. The...
