𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚢𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚕

-5-

Peters pov
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"What is this?" Mr Stark asked sitting newspaper in front of me

It had a picture of me sitting on deadpools shoulders then one from him carrying home last night.. Luckly my face was hidden

"Famous mercenary deadpool dating spiderman? The two are spotted together often... Blah blah blah"

"Uhm well I'm not dating Deadpool, we're sort of friends.. He helped me get home last night and yeah if i see him i talk to him but that's it" I said

"Just.. Be careful he's killed people you know" He said

"You've all killed people, maybe his kill streak is larger but still he won't hurt me" I said

He sighed but nodded and walked away

"He's right though queens Deadpool is bad news and he doesn't seem the most sane either, not since his wife died at least" Uncle Steve said

Then Morgan ran up to me asking if we could go play and of course I agreed and went with her

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Deadpools pov
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I was reading the news paper and groaned

No I'm not dating that child!

Sure he's cute and perhaps I like him but I'm not gonna act on that!

Why can't people mind their own damn business?

Though I guess I'd have no one to kill if they did mind their own business..

Sucks either way

But ugh why do people need to create rumors like this?

So rude

Whatever i just hope the tin can doesn't try to kill me that would  s u c k

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