they put their ears to the door and hear an intense maceout session...
CHAPTER 1
(AIDAN' POV)
ugh my mom is such a bitch, she didnt wouldnt take me to sugar fish today. Instead i had to settle for less and eat poor peoples food, whole foods sushy. i took my moms cart and was driving it because that ho was not moving fast enough, as i am trying to find the sushie i walk by the LOAF isle...my bullies/ haters always comment on my instagram "loaf, loaf, loaf by loaf" which offends me because i am a die hard vegan!
I contoniue pushing my cart and walking to get my shushi i look ahead and see a blonde lebsian and tap her shoulder assuming its my mother (Jane lynch) as she turns around i notice that it is not my mother jane lynhes side profile and instead it perfectly matches the side profile of the amazing jaw dropping humbliest funniest talk show host the one and only ellen lee degeneres aqauri.
I yelped "GOLLY." We locked eyes i dropped my half finished eggnog onto the filthee poor people floor. "hi im ellen the aqaurius, lesbion and voice of dory in finding nemo 2, i have noticed that you have spilt your half drunken eggnog. Would you like some assistance in that situation?" i open my jaw and my voicebox begins to speak and says "I am star struck! i cant believe i am looking at the ellen the aqaurius, lesbion and voice of dory in finding nemo 2q! hey do you know me im a super famous celebrity do u want me to be on ur show? would u like a photo with me or an autograph?" ellen stares blankly into my soul and responds with a straight "no" i reply with "no to which one" before ellen can even respond a hollar shouting "dicky! i found a soochie"(indian accent) i look at the hollister worker and notice it is my mother, jane lynch hollaring at me she is wearing a royal blue, rhinestoned, late 2000s track suit, worn by paris hilton.
she walks up to me and notices im standing next to another celebrity lesbian. my mom giggles and says "hi im jane lynch also known as pam puckette jr, cancer, lesbian and coach" ellen responds with "hello tall glass of cbd, sexy, hot, female, twin, celebruhty, coach, spouse of fix it felex, i am atracted to you whom has breasts "
