Leafy's Adventure

•Pin instincts•

Ruby: Ooh, can I drive the van?
Leafy: Sure!!

…

Leafy: You've been driving around in circles for the past 3 hours
Ruby: Oops.
Coiny: Can you hurryy uppp pleeeaaaassseeee I'm reaaaaallllyyyy hungggggrrrryyyyyy
Leafy: You can wait a bit longer, right?
Coiny: Nnoooo
Ruby: This way, right? Okay I'm going on this lan-
Leafy: RUBY YOU'RE GOING ON THE WRONG LANE
Ruby: SHD DJS SBS JSBS ABABA SBABBABDKA A  ANA
Leafy: aaAAAAAAAAAA
Coiny: I'm craving a clump of dir- ABDVDVDVVSBSVSVS
Crash!!

Meanwhile back at Goiky
Pin: Then you add two tablespoons of-
Firey: Wait wait wait hold on what was that noise?
Pin: My pin instincts tell me that Ruby, Leafy, and Coiny crashed a Freesmart supervan while they were on their way to Pizza Hut for some cheesy breadsticks!!
Firey:
Pin: They're only accurate 12% of the time though, so I don't think you have to worry.
Firey: Okay phew I really didn't want to have to talk to… uh… anyway back to the chocolate cake re-

Pin: Talk to who?
Firey: Well. Uhh.
Pin: My Pin instincts say you're thinking of… Coiny?
Firey: Uhh, yeah.
Pin: Oh, I guess I can see why.
Firey: Yeah, yeah he's really weird. He creeps me ou-
Pin: Wait, weren't you wondering where he was a chapter ago though?
Firey: No??
Pin: Yes you were. I was listening.
Firey: Why were you-
Pin: So who is it that you don't want to talk to, Ruby or Leafy?
Firey: …
Visible smoke in the background

Back to wherever Leafy ended up
Leafy: OH MY CITRUS THERE'S A FIRE
Coiny: Hot.
Leafy: COINY HELP US PUT IT OUT
Coiny: I think I'm in love with this fire.
Leafy: AAA I'M BURNINGGG
Ruby grabbed her, moved her away from the fire, and put her out
Ruby: LEAFY ARE YOU OKAY??
Leafy: …a.
Ruby: A?
Leafy: b.
Ruby: B?
Leafy: c.
Ruby: ARE YOU JUST "SINGING" THE ALPHABET?
Leafy: d.

Coiny: Look at what I found while I was gone for 5 seconds!
Behind Coiny was the HPRC
Coiny: Uhh, Ruby??
Ruby: LEAAFFFYYYY :'(
Leafy: e.
Coiny: Oh wait she's still alive okay nevermind the-
The fire inched over to Leafy and tore through what was left of her damaged body
Coiny:
Ruby immediately recovered her
Leafy: WHAT HAPPENED
Ruby: LEAFY the fire burned up nearly half of you and all you could do was "sing" the alphabet AND I WAS SO SCARED WAAAHHHHH
Leafy: Wait no don't cry I'm back :'(
The fire then somehow burned the HPRC
Coiny: Uh oh. We need to run. Now.
Ruby: Sniff okay, just give me a seco-
Leafy: RUBY. RUN.
Ruby: OKAY OKAY.

And back to Goiky again
Pin: So?? Are you angry at-
Firey: Why do you need to know? Can't I have my own privacy? Not get spied on? Maybe not be interrogated on EVERY SINGLE DETAIL of my life?? THANKS.
Pin: Oh. I… I just wanted to know-
Firey: AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. WHY DO THE THINGS GOING ON IN MY LIFE MATTER SO MUCH TO YOU??
Pin: Sorr- wait, Firey, behind you.
Firey turned around and saw a raging fire that was growing by the second

Firey: So what if there's a fire that might kill everythi- oh wait.
Pin: DO I HEAR LEAFY???
Firey: I think you're just hallucinati-
Leafy, in the far distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Firey: Oh wowie would you look at the time I have to go bye!!
Pin: No you don-
Firey: OKAY BBYYYEEEEE
Pin: WAIT.
Firey: What?
Pin: My pin instincts say that something is going to put out the fire.
Firey: Okay the-
The other contestants were gathered up watching the fire, when all of a sudden Two landed down and nearly crushed one of them
Two: Are you tired of battling for a dumb prize?

Hi sorry for being gone for 17 days I forgot this story even existed.
635 words not including this author's note. I think this is the longest chapter I've ever written.
Hopefully that makes up for all the time I've been gone.